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Man cuts off his "Private Part"...it gets worse

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LAfadeaway33, Jul 14, 2003.

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  1. LAfadeaway33

    LAfadeaway33 Member

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    Man cuts off penis, eats it
    July 13, 2003

    A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

    The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

    The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

    He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

    The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

    The Associated Press

    www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%5E13762,00.html
     
    #1 LAfadeaway33, Jul 14, 2003
  2. codell

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    I hear you should never fry penis. Too much cholesterol. You should always use one of these:

    [​IMG]
     
    #2 codell, Jul 14, 2003
  3. RIET

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    [​IMG]
     
    #3 RIET, Jul 14, 2003
  4. CRC

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    The above image is definitely R18...
     
    #4 CRC, Jul 14, 2003
  5. yaonotyo

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    ^lol :eek:
     
    #5 yaonotyo, Jul 14, 2003
  6. MoBalls

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    Actually those socks are too clean.........
     
    #6 MoBalls, Jul 14, 2003
  7. rocketfan83

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    I guess he offically gave up on losing his virginity :confused:

    Thats the sickest thing Ive ever heard
     
    #7 rocketfan83, Jul 14, 2003
  8. JuanValdez

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    I have not read anything in this thread. I just wanted to post to say, why would you think people would want to read this thread with a disturbing title like that? You can answer, but I won't read it. I'm afraid I might learn what the story is about.
     
    #8 JuanValdez, Jul 14, 2003
  9. Surfguy

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    YoYao Bobbit?
     
    #9 Surfguy, Jul 14, 2003
  10. Rockets10

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    and what's our lesson for the day kids???

    don't smoke crack!
     
    #10 Rockets10, Jul 14, 2003
  11. No Worries

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    Definitely a cautionary tale.
     
    #11 No Worries, Jul 14, 2003
  12. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Holy Crap! Possibly the funniest YoYao pic ever! My co-workers are asking me what's so funny.

    They just wouldn't understand...
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Jul 14, 2003
  13. OmegaSupreme

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    ah-hem. i think i deserve a little credit here. :( sigh...
     
    #13 OmegaSupreme, Jul 14, 2003
  14. drapg

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    My dad is getting back from a week in Kuala Lumpur today.
     
    #14 drapg, Jul 14, 2003
  15. RIET

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    I assumed everyone knew this was your work. Who could forget the Anatomically Correct Hulk thread.
     
    #15 RIET, Jul 14, 2003
  16. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Must have missed it the first time, OS. My apologies. :D
     
    #16 ima_drummer2k, Jul 14, 2003
  17. YoYao

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    why would she do that!!!!!
     
    #17 YoYao, Jul 14, 2003
  18. YoYao

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    just wondering, does the penis grow bigger when u fry it?
     
    #18 YoYao, Jul 14, 2003
  19. mfclark

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    Uhhhhh.....YoYao, I'm not sure anyone knows. Nor do they want to know. Ever.
     
    #19 mfclark, Jul 14, 2003
  20. Codman

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    Oh.....My.....God....:eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #20 Codman, Jul 14, 2003
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