Not sure if this thread will get locked or not...but here goes.... Link September 28, 2003 It's official, (insert name) is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, (insert name) achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, (insert name) remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that (insert name) is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, (insert name) was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by a German Student who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, (insert name) said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning". Yikes!! Anyone willing to have a crack at breaking this record? Or has anyone here already broken it?
Um,....what did he do with all the....stuff? I would imagine things would get rather sticky after awhile....
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Inspiration for this thread...dude, 36, that is physically impossible. LOL, did anyone check the link...it's a joke, of course .
Link Getsmartnow Shatters Masturbation World Record! September 27, 2003 It's official, Getsmartnow is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Getsmartnow achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Getsmartnow remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Getsmartnow is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Getsmartnow was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Getsmartnow said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
http://nexxes.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php Nexxes Shatters Masturbation World Record! September 27, 2003 It's official, Nexxes is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Nexxes achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Nexxes remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Nexxes is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Nexxes was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Nexxes said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
I'm glad to hear that a few of you didnt bite on this story. Or this one for that mattter, Houston's Center Breaks Record. Here is the originating website, go ahead and play jokes on all of your friends. fake a wish
If there was a record, I'm sure it would be a lot higher for females. Though I guess you wouldn't be able to have a bystander verify them as easily.... (gross thought, anyway; some things should just be solo events) (can't believe there's not a lock on this thread yet )
Well speaking of this, a guy should be able to masterbate over a 24 hours time period at the age of 18 (sexual peak of recovery for males) at a span of about a 10 minutes to recover for a whopping total of 72 times. My math stinks though so who knows
