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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by R0ckets03, Jan 10, 2009.

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  1. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    Okay so we (my wife and I) have this puppy. He is a pomapoo. A poodle and a palmaranian mix. Probably the cutest puppy you will ever see. The biggest chick magnet ever.

    Anyways, my wife asked me to get him groomed today. I forgot to make an appointment. She was out for a bit. I was bored. Went to walmart and picked up some doggy trimming kit. Took me an hour and now he is the ugliest mofo imaginable!!!! :D :eek:

    I think I cut his hair too short. And like not even either. He wont stay still! My wife is on her way home. :(
     
    #1 R0ckets03, Jan 10, 2009
  2. 3814

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    Quick...break a window, spray paint him with a gang sign, and act like you're sleeping on the sofa while watching the playoffs.
     
    #2 3814, Jan 10, 2009
  3. Rockets34Legend

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    You're screwed. Just blame it on T-Mac.
     
    #3 Rockets34Legend, Jan 10, 2009
  4. Kam

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    is there anything you can do to make the couch comfortable?
     
    #4 Kam, Jan 10, 2009
  5. oomp

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    Pictures.
     
    #5 oomp, Jan 10, 2009
  6. FFz

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    lmao you just made my day. THANK YOU! LMAO PICS!
     
    #6 FFz, Jan 10, 2009
  7. BrieflySpeaking

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    I laughed out loud. :cool:
     
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  8. R0ckets03

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    You know I would actually try that, but my wife wouldnt believe it for one sec. This would not be the first time I have done something umm...weird.
     
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  9. R0ckets03

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    My wife has the camera with her. When she comes home I dont think she is gonna be in the mood for pictures. I can't exactly go, honey let me borrow your camera so I can post pictures of our ugly puppy on clutchfans.

    The stoopid puppy I know will just go cry to her like a little you know what. Biggest drama queen ever. I guess in that way he is like Tmac.
     
    #9 R0ckets03, Jan 10, 2009
  10. BrieflySpeaking

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    He meant pictures of your wife ;)
     
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    News Flash! Hair grows back.

    If your wife goes psycho about this then you have much bigger problems than a dog with a bad hair cut.
     
    #11 crash5179, Jan 10, 2009
  12. GlassHalfFull

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    From a women's perspective: LOL, you are so screwed. Confess all and throw yourself on her mercy. Man up. We have no respect for anything else. I hate excuses, just admit you screwed up.
     
    #12 GlassHalfFull, Jan 10, 2009
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    Hahaha. Seriously though, we have a maltipoo puppy and I have (more than once) thought of going down to Walmart and picking up some clippers when it comes time to groom her. Now - before I reject the idea completely, would it have worked if you chose a different clipper guard?
     
    #13 ArtV, Jan 10, 2009
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    fixed.
     
    #14 s land balla, Jan 10, 2009
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    Protip: Your first mistake was buying a pomapoo --> poodle hybrid = FAIL
     
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  16. Uprising

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    :D Had me laughing.
     
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  17. BetterThanI

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    Not necessarily. Poodles have been reported as being one of the better breeds for those who suffer from allergies, so there is an advantage there. However, if it's a miniature poodle hybrid, then I agree: FAIL.

    Standard poodle = good dog
    Miniature poodle (really, ANY mini breed) = FAIL
     
    #17 BetterThanI, Jan 10, 2009
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    Hopefully your wife will come home and laugh about it - then you will both agree that you should never do this again...
     
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  20. King1

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    Just quoting this post so it gets the credit it deserves
     
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