Man accused of having relations with cattle Associated Press NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said. Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail. Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10. http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthtribune/11001281.htm
Am I the only one who immediately (without reading the article) thought this individual was an Aggie?
I've mentioned this on this board before, but I actually know some people that have seriously admitted to me that they have had sex with a cow. These are people that were raised in the country. They had a term that was meant as a joke, but apparently there was some seriousness to it that a cow could be "stump broke." I'll let you figure out the meaning of that. I was raised in Houston and I know very little about livestock, but I was definitely shocked to not only find out that people did that, but that it is more common than you would think.
I need to stop clicking these threads..this one was clearly labeled too 'Man accused of having relations with cattle'
Thus, it was a lifetime love affair. You know, this is truly a romantic archetype. Many an affair has been interrupted by military service, like that sleazy mustache guy and the porker from "Gone With The Wind", or Forrest Gump and that drug-addicted skank.
No, Aggies just like to screw longhorns whenever they get a chance. It's you people that feed that cow a bunch of date-rape drugs every Saturday afternoon in fall.
