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Malone injures knee

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by The Cat, Oct 18, 2000.

  1. The Cat

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    Who's Lamont Murray? [​IMG]

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    And in other news. Notorious dirtball of the league Karla Malone injured his knee in an obvious attempt to knee a player in the groin.

    Unfortunately for Karla, his ill fated knee missed; like many of his clutch shots; and caught the amazing girth of Greg Osterfat. Osterfats girthy gut was seen absorbing, and all but swallowing Karlas knee before Karla wrenched it out quickly. "I waz afraidz da gut waz goin toos swallows me wholz" claimed Karla in an after game interview. "Soz Eye pulleded it outs all quick like caus I fearded forz dez rest of meez" Which caused him to wrench it badly.

    Karla is expected to miss 10 weeks of the upcoming season.

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    The Cat --

    I think you're lying. All the Jazzholes tell me Malone is invincible so this can't be true.

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  5. DrNuegebauer

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    How sweet will it be if that MRI comes back with bad news for poor Karl?

    That'd pretty much give us a playoff spot [​IMG]

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  6. Rockets R' Us

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    LOL @ Dreamshake [​IMG]

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    LOL Dreamshake [​IMG]

    Well if he is out 10 weeks then we better be taking advantage of it. Not that I hope he is injured, but this could alter the playoff picture a little bit.

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    TraJ, Lamont Murray used to play for the Clippers...I think.

    I'm telling you ROckets03, Utah is one of the "bubble" teams this year and will be hard pressed to make the playoffs, Karla or no Karla.

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    karl was just flopping

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  10. R0ckets03

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    Pimpdaddy I used to say that every year. This time I'm going to keep my mouth shut. But damn it I would love to cuss out Malone and Stockton in the Compaq when they start sucking.

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