Be sure to try to check out this week's(it might be a rerun, not sure) episode of "The Man Show" on Comedy Central. Near the beginning, they have a segment where a guy does a dead on impersonation of Karla giving advice on being a man. Pretty funny stuff. ------------------ WE WILL WATCH THEM FALL... Next year
This topic should be read by EVERYONE on the BBS, just because of the topic. ------------------ Jazzkiller
Hi, Im a MALONE HATER!!!!!! ------------------ Fun Police Says: 1. Stupid threads & Stupid BBS names are not FUN! 2. Spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure are not FUN! 3. Conduct yourself in a FUN way! The Fun Police are Watching. Vote for the Rockets & Have FUN!
Lets make a forum dedicated to Karla bashing!!!!!!! ------------------ Miggidy Markell says: 1. Eastcoast is da sh*t 2. Rockets rule 3. Hip/Hop is dope 4. Buy the new Ruff Ryders album! Miggidy Markell is watching Stay STRAPPED & WATCH ya back or be Assimilated.
LOL ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
That is probably the one thing that transcends all forums. ------------------ Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and pimp-slap the mother****** upside the head!
Jenna, where are you? ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
Pulled this one from way back: Clutch Administrator Posts: 1962 Registered: Feb 99 posted January 09, 2000 11:36 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went to a game in Utah in April of 1995 -- cheap seats. My friend and I got busted like 4 or 5 times trying to move up into closer seats. I think we were in the clear for like almost an entire quarter once before security came up (you stick out like a sore thumb when you're wearing a Maxwell jersey) -- but even funnier was the security guard would walk up and ask, "Can I see your tickets?" And we'd be like, "Um ... we're with Gene Petersen" or whatever you say when you don't have the necesary tickets. The security guard would be like, "Well, I can't let you sit here because these seats belong to the Ross family" I'm like, "GEEZ, what is this place... one big happy family ... " Anyhow, up in the cheap seats this guy with his family was watching the game -- he's got his wife and 3 kids with him and we're sitting right next to him. Apparently he's been pumping himself with beer all night and is just wasted. So to my point (enough lead-in) ... the Jazz are up big late and Karl Malone does a fake and gets Robert Horry in the air and just CLOBBERS Horry on the way up with a blatant (absolutely 100% intentional) elbow to the face... Horry took exception to it and threw his arms down on Malone. Tempers flared and they tossed Horry and put Malone at the line. Could NOT believe what I was seeing. I vividly remember Hakeem walking up to Malone and complaining to him, kind of doing the elbow thrust motion in the air kind of re-enacting Karl's favorite move. Basically he was saying "Cut the elbow crap out" ... Malone b****ed back. Anyhow, this drunk guy next to me was leaning to me and barking out, "Don't Mess with MalOOOOOOOOONE!" ... "You best learn not to mess with Maloooooooone!!!" ... kept shouting, "You guys (Rockets) are the dirtiest team in the league!!! That's how you won the championship last year because you're dirty!!!" Picture Dennis Hopper in Hoosiers -- only pump another keg in him. Serious. I just laughed... his wife was embarrassed -- you could tell. 4 days later the season was over. 10 days after that the 60-win Jazz' season was over... courtesy of the Rockets. I'd do anything to see that guy again. ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
