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Male fertilization test

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Apr 21, 2009.

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  1. ToyCen428

    ToyCen428 Member

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    Ok so my wife made me an appointment next Wednesday to get my sperm examined. Thats all fine and dandy I guess but I have a serious question. After you go into the private room, how long should you wait before you come out? If you're in and out in 3 minutes it'd look bad on your part. But then again you don't want to take 30 minutes and seem like you can't step up to the plate.


    I seem to do that often... everytime I'm called upon to produce, I fail. Even with drug test, that tell you to pee in the cup. I try and try but I always fail to produce any pee. Serious responses only please! :p
     
    #1 ToyCen428, Apr 21, 2009
  2. Blake

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    Uh, you can do it at home as long as you bring the sample to them within an hour or so
     
    #2 Blake, Apr 21, 2009
  3. peleincubus

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    man i have thought about this myself when i have seen it on movies/tv, meaning what it would be like to do it.

    i have no idea what to say to you, besides good luck.
     
    #3 peleincubus, Apr 21, 2009
  4. Bandwagoner

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    Put at least 2 in there so they think you got some sack.
     
    #4 Bandwagoner, Apr 21, 2009
  5. CharlieMurphy

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    Go in there with a headband.
     
    #5 CharlieMurphy, Apr 21, 2009
  6. droxford

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    (1) the people who work there won't surprised by however long you take. They've probably encountered quickies, hour-longers, and even stuff you can't even think of.

    (2) after you're through at the lab, you're never gonna see those people again.

    ...so who cares? Just do your thing.
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    #6 droxford, Apr 21, 2009
  7. Dei

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    Out of curiousity, any conservative Christians against this?
     
    #7 Dei, Apr 21, 2009
  8. ToyCen428

    ToyCen428 Member

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    That would be us. And how could you be against this? If we want to have a baby, theres some alternative methods on getting medical help to increase your chances because we're finding out now our chances could've been slim to none to begin with.
     
    #8 ToyCen428, Apr 21, 2009
  9. Harrisment

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    It's really not that big of a deal. Back when I first got married and we were going to all kinds of fertility specialists, I probably had to give a sample at least 10 different times. Just do what you gotta do and hand it over. Some of the doctors I went to even had videos which made the process easier. :D
     
    #9 Harrisment, Apr 21, 2009
  10. KingCheetah

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    Masturbating in a doctors office = hardcore sin.
     
    #10 KingCheetah, Apr 21, 2009
  11. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Ask your wife to come with you. Tell her that she is the only one that can make it happen.
     
    #11 rockbox, Apr 21, 2009
  12. Asian Sensation

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    Epic thread potential.
     
    #12 Asian Sensation, Apr 21, 2009
  13. Asian Sensation

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    Obligatory reminder of this movie/scene

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    Dude, I would bust ASAP and get outta there. Do you really want to be spending additional time in a room where thousands of guys have rubbed one out?
     
    #14 Franchise3, Apr 21, 2009
  15. Faos

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    Do you think they change the mattresses at the hotels you stay in?
     
    #15 Faos, Apr 21, 2009
  16. Hmm

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    indeed...
     
    #16 Hmm, Apr 21, 2009
  17. MoBalls

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    1. Maxim Mag
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    you're welcome
     
    #17 MoBalls, Apr 21, 2009
  18. Franchise3

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    Hey man, you gotta have some level of denial to be able to function in this society.
     
    #18 Franchise3, Apr 21, 2009
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    It has to be masturbation.
     
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  20. Roxfan73

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    Watch the last 15 or so minutes of "Road Trip". Oh Wait - aren't you the guy that got abducted/involved with aliens and UFOs or something?
     
    #20 Roxfan73, Apr 22, 2009
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