Half because the Bush thread got me thinking along these lines, half because I was asked to define malapropisms, and half because I just love these things, I thought I would post some of the best misspoken phrases I've ever heard someone not say right... Yogi Berra... *When the NY Mayor's wife commented that Berra looked rather cool in his new suit, he responded " Thanks ma'am...you don't look so hot yourself." *"Baseball is 90% mental...and the other half is physical." * " Nobody goes there anymore 'cause it's too crowded." * "It gets late early around here." * And my all time favorite...after failing yet another grade school test, Yogi was asked by his teacher... " Mr. Berra, don't you know anything?" To which he responded... " Ma'am, I don't even suspect anything." Casey Stengel... * " All right you guys, I want you to line up alphabetically according to height." * " We're so bad, if we got any worse we'd almost be good." That's all for now...gotta run...Looking forward to hearing new ones...
