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[Makes Houston Proud] Dennis Quaid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Apr 14, 2015.

  1. 713

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    nsfw language

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  2. RunninRaven

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    Even better than Christian Bale's freakout. Still pales in comparison to his brother, though.

    Also, the Family Guy fan in me wanted to see the camera phone pan over after his line "And these bunch of p*****s over here staring a me!" to have the camera reveal a row of vaginas on a shelf with googly eyes just sitting there.
     
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    Lol yup. That's not a Quaid meltdown... THIS is a Quaid meltdown!

    NSFW (no nudity)

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  4. dragician

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    Dennis Quaid is a pro?
     
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    I like his stinger at the very end.

    "Blow me!"
     
  6. Svpernaut

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    His films have grossed more than $2 billion and he's been nominated for several SAGs, Golden Globes and a Primetime Emmy. He isn't Daniel Day Lewis, but is certainly a pro.
     
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    I thought it was pretty funny.

    Give 'em hell Dennis!!
     
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    Pretty sure there's a registrar or financial aid clerk in E. Cullen that was meant for.
     
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    OMG it gets better with every listen.

    Dopey the Dick

    These ****ing zombies that I have to look at

    I have a bunch of p*****s staring at me

    AND THIS ****ING BABY

    all culminating with a not so subtle BLOW ME


    Man this is gold. Absolute gold.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    I saw him go nuts in a bar during sxsw - he was wasted and kept giving drinks to a girl who looked to be around 18. Stubbs staff threw him out eventually and he erupted.
     
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    Ironically, he will apologize for HIS mistake tonight. Instead of helping everyone get better, which is what a pro does, he just demoralizes the whole team and that's how we end up with films like The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

    I think he's a decent actor who has carried several winners. Has maintained some relevance. And can still make a movie watchable. But at this point in his career he should be more like the Birdman than the Birdman's co-stat.
     
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    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Sat next to him, a couple of his kids, and the nanny once at a restaurant. Have no defining opinion of him............but the nanny was HAWT!
     
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    PPl are saying it's a Jimmy Kimmel stunt
     
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    I don't know, if it was a stunt I think they would have actually had the person with the camera phone actually point it at the guy instead of his shoes. Probably real.
     
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    Dopey the Dick? ..sounds scripted to me.
     
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    Funny or Die was behind it.
     
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