Somebody should experiment how long until they go crazy from hearing this 24/7. While you are completing therapy at a mental facility, I'll gladly hand you a five dollar bill for your trouble.
Watching live soccer is an awesome experience. But on TV I would much rather watch bowling. 90 minutes of kicking around a field far too large and an average of 3 goals a game. Oh the excitement. And how in the hell does a sport end in a tie?