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Looks like I'm going to find out if I'm a father...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AntiSonic, May 28, 2003.

  1. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    About to take the little lady for a test. Wish us luck guys (as in no conception). I'm too young to be a daddy. :(
     
  2. Falcons Talon

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    Good Luck Anti...I hope things turn out for the best, whatever that may be.
     
  3. Mulder

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    OMG, You are ten years younger than me and I KNOW I ain't ready to be a daddy! Best of luck with the whole not getting pregnant thing.

    BTW, congrats on your Clutch Award. Nobody makes me laugh like you do!
     
  4. A-Train

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    The words, "I'm late"...

    GOOD when it's your boss rolling in work, giving you 30 extra minutes in the morning to goof off

    BAD in pretty much any other situation you can possibly think of...

    If the test, ye should fail, to a doctor set sail...
     
  5. ROCKSS

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    Good Luck. Hope everything works out as for both of you
     
  6. MadMax

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    Best of luck! You might surprise yourself in the daddy department. You certainly have the sense of humor for it!
     
  7. arno_ed

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    good luck. hope it wil turn ok for you both
     
  8. Rockets2K

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    damn antisonic....are you even old enough to be a daddy? ;)
    good luck to ya....
    You need to have time to enjoy life before you churn out rugrats..
     
  9. Surfguy

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    Couldn't you please just have left off the "looks like..." part. These "looks like..." threads are ruining this forum in my opinion. It was funny at first...now it just flat out sucks donkey balls.

    Oh...good luck....Dad.
     
  10. MoBalls

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    Good Luck....I became a dad at an early age....It will change your whole life....for me it was for the better.......everyone is different though.....
     
  11. moestavern19

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    good luck anti, whatever the result, im sure you will learn a very valuable lesson.

    I never knew my father.
     
  12. AntiSonic

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    Ugh!

    Got there too late today, and the over-the-counter variety wasn't an option because Daddy dearest was home and probably would've beaten me to a pulp if he saw me near his house.

    Thanks soooooo much for the thoughts, guys. Maybe we can get a contraceptive mantra going or something. ;)

    Anyway, I'm 99.9% certain that there's nothing to worry about, but then again, that was the same probablity Jordan had of staying retired... Hope I can get a little sleep tonight. The suspense is killing me. :(
     
  13. rocketfan83

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    Well I guess you might find out whats on TV in 430 in the morning. Hope it works out for ya either way.
     
  14. SmeggySmeg

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    Rest easy Anti, I'm sure whatever the result, you will work it out.
     
  15. Dream Sequence

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    It could be worse...you could be wondering if you were the daddy
     
  16. Another Brother

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    Good luck either way.

    The bright side is that you may have 12,186 potiental godparents to choose from!
     
  17. Falcons Talon

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    :D
     
  18. DaDakota

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    Anti,

    Just get an EPT, they don't take 5 minutes to do....good luck...either way.

    DD
     
  19. rockHEAD

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    [​IMG]

    hehe
     
  20. moestavern19

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    crap, the chick I'm in love with never knew her father either...


    If she's my twin sister....



    would I care?


    Tell me
    How was I supposed to know we were both related?
    Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
    What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
    And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
    And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
    No no no no no no no
    No no no no no no no
    No no no no no
     

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