Getting my first salary paycheck on Friday working in oil and my buddies and I are looking to blow through a bunch of cash on a night out on the town. Need some advice on places to go: We wanna start off with going to one of the nicest steakhouses in Houston either Eddie V's, Flemings, etc. Somewhere where we don't stand out in our suits. The next part is where we need some help since we're all freshly 21 and don't really know the upscale bar scene too well since we hit up all the college bars. We wanna go to some really upscale drink lounges to pregame a little bit like a hotel zaza or st. genevies, etc. I really don't know the cool places but pretty much looking for a place with douchey guys, expensive drink specials, and gold diggers. Afterwards we wanna go bar hopping in the heart of Downtown or Washington so if you could let us know about the good bars it would be much appreciated. And at the end of the night we want to hit up strip clubs. Only fear I have with this is, are there any really upscale super expensive strip clubs in Houston? We want one that primarily has white girls on display. One question I have is do strip clubs have to close at 2 like the bars do? *never been to a strip club before either* Next time any moron from dallas or austin says that houston is boring, just reply back "only if you're poor." Douche rant over.
Go to Vic and Anthony's. It's the best steakhouse in the city. Fleming's is really lame.....you might as well go to Outback.
Why don't you publish your monikor on your shirt and walk around near UH? You will get some free excitement.
hire a lincoln town car for the night Capitol Grille near the galleria...shrimp cocktail + filet oscar + dry tanqueray ten martini tell driver to drop off at zaza at 10ish. switch to redbull/vodka. mingle tell driver to head to The Drake on washington at 11ish. slip bouncer $50 each to skip the line. switch to vodka tonic. mingle. tell driver to take you to treasure's at 1ish. sit in chairs at main stage for 15-20 minutes, scope out talent and identify your ideal target. buy several dances, ask if she likes to play... if answer=N, release and seek new target. if answer=Y, move past the 2nd stage to the dimly lit area with her. negotiate price and activity. be firm, but gentle in your negotiation technique. show her you're a man and not a pushover. return to main room with your bros until closing time. driver returns you home, shower and use a power scrub to get the scent of douche and herp off of your body.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
