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Longest time without... eh, going?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    I am still sick with the strep throat and for some reason or another I forgot to go #2 all day yesterday and I did as soon as I woke up this morning after the SwoLy family left for school and work [insert CK Lewis bit about enjoying the alone time in the can]. :eek:

    I know some people who just will NOT go to the can to do #2 unless it's at home... they'll even go to vacation and hold it until getting back home... or won't go at work... heck, I got them all figured out... some floors are "restricted", so-to-speak...

    I usually will do one or two a day, but I thought "when was the last time I p00ped? Why, it was the day before yesterday! :eek:"... and then I p00ped.

    What's the longest you've gone without going... #2?
     
  2. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Dude, just hit the john and go number 2, but don't forget to whipe your Mexico.

    :grin:

    DD
     
  3. Shaud

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    That's what she said :(
     
  4. Vinsanity

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    I go once every other day, sometimes two days in between. You must eat a bunch of crappy food that your body turns to waste quickly. My body uses most of the food I eat, so I don't have all that much waste.
     
  5. Depressio

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    5, 6 days? I'm not very regular at all.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    :rolleyes: You're such a NEWB, DaDarkOne. I said I went this morning! :p

    I might just go again right now that you suggested it, sir.
     
  7. BmwM3

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    I go every morning. I actually sit on the toilet every morning even though I don't have to go.
     
  8. RocketsPimp

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    Dude, you're full of ****.....literally.
     
  9. GRENDEL

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    Go at least 1 or twice a day. Think the longest I've gone with going is a day or so.
     
  10. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    The real question is what is the longest time the hangout has gone without a poop thread.
     
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    you should really get that checked out.
     
  12. Obito

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    A take one in between every 3 posts.
     
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    I don't think that's entirely accurate. I believe fiber intake has a lot to do with it, along with how much you eat in general (healthy or not)- just because you don't poo everyday doesn't mean you're eating right, and in fact it could mean you aren't eating right. The same goes for if you do poo everyday.

    I go about once a day. I have noticed that if I string together a few unhealthy meals, I might go 2 or 3 days.
     
  14. LFE171

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    Yeah man, on a serious note...you should check that out. My cousin passed away cause of colon cancer (34 years old) two years ago. I believe he did not have regular bowel movements for a long time due to his dieting. Didn't smoke, but liked to drink.

    Please get that checked out if you can. Any normal person should go at least once a day... :-/
     
  15. jcee15

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    Every single morning for me! My dog accompanies me waiting for his turn, outside.
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    You poop outside? :confused:
     
  17. BmwM3

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    So your dog watches you?
     
  18. stipendlax

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    This.

    Fiber.
     
  19. Royals Ego

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    44 hour greyhound trip from houston to new york city, did not go #2, only went #1 once...
     
  20. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Ya I piss right away in the morning as my dog watches and waits his turn. I like to laugh at him while I do it. He knows I am mocking him.
     

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