Living Tree or Not?

Hey, my tree was already cut when I bought it. Don't put that spilled sap on my hands.

 

We have a fake tree, but it isn't for any bleeding heart reason. Buying a new tree every year costs time and money that a fake tree does not.

 

I was beyond lazy this year. I bought an artificial tree with the lights already on it.

 

It isn't Christmas without a bigass tree.

Fake "trees" are for wussies.

 

Got a fake tree...

But the lamb and the chicken that went in the curry pot are real.

Baaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

 

There is no firgiveness without the shedding of sap.

 

i can beat that Mrs Smeg and I bought some artificial tree that has branches that ARE the lights

 

wow, smeggy, i didn't realize you aussie's even celebrated xmas.

 

tough call coming from someone who celebrates Xmas a day late

mmmmmm beer with brunch

 

We had a real tree and, to make matters worse, we bought it from Boy Scouts!

 

footy shorts and thongs if you must know Heb