DIA, denver international airport. Often confused with DOA, dead on arrival. The deanbtour has hit a 5 hour snag due to a cursed canceled flight. 10:10 now being the time of arrival to houston. Of course without internet access, blood would have been spilled. Anyways, with time to kill and thoughts rambling, the idea of fight mishaps, traveling mishaps, or anything of mentioning seems topic worthy.
Man this one time I was going to lay out this 6'2" redneck that was talkin' **** to my girl. I reared back and swung as hard as I could and TOTALLY MISSED HIM! My errant swing ended up laying out this midget that was standing on a bar stool juggling bowling pins. On his way down he grabbed the neck of one of the pins and swung and actually hit my wife in the noggin'! What are the odds? Can you imagine?
Good luck on your flight!! Sincerely, Your hypercritical, over-observant, and unforgiving fickle friend, Chance
Paul Loduca and Ricardo Rodriguez send word that all of the Wakefields hope for a smooth schedule for their valiant leader from this day forth.
Since youre sitting next to me at the game tomorrow I'll give you fair warning. Any snoring due to jet lag, tiredness, or any other malady will not be tolerated. If your snores drown out my yelling at the refs, I'll step on your foot until you wake up.
Zac, I'll trade you a King Size Toblerone for Tony Cuellar. Riet, as long as you don't mind my Lisa cat-call's and emulation of Riding the Pine, things should be perfect.
At least you are at a cool airport...There are tons of things to do at Denver... Last time i was there we had a long delay and it was kind of fun...
I travel almost every week with my job. Last week flying home from NYC I sat two rows behind Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year, 1997. I think she was a little shy and didn't want to approach me to talk....or something like that... Actually the last time my flight was cancelled (well, except for 9/11,when I was stuck in Cincinnati), my flight to Chicago was cancelled, so I got on a flight to Milwaukee instead and caught a ride with a couple of people I met on the plane down to Chicago. Sitting one row behind me on that flight to Milwaukee was Mike Singletary and his family. Kinda cool.
Just for you Deano Beano.......... Codell powers up with Reliant Energy and Deanbcurtis style pine time layovers
I've always wondered what you did during the Reliant Energy Pine-Time breaks..oh geez, I just remembered, Im in front of you, just dont do it on my head.. codell...LMAO.
You know without electricity it would be really hard to bother the employee's at the four seasons with constant noting of the inner workings of the watermelon flavored Pine Rides.
Well, if you're hungry, here's a recommendation: http://www.flyertalk.com/airports/ftairports_forum/Forum5/HTML/000002.html
