I was thinking about movies today and movie lines that I found funny or unforgettable that few others would consider memorable. The first: "God damnit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good." - War Games That makes me laugh just thinking about it. Any you can think of?
"My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?" - BORAT mainly because i'm part racist i find it amusing
"Bay 12 please" -Aliens "If I'm wrong, God help us all..." - Crimson Tide "You got him" Costner "Yeah I got him" Garcia "Take 'em" Costner - The Untouchables
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. " -montana- single line: "show me the money"
"Well what are we supposed to do you moron!!", of all the memorable quotes from Animal House, this one is my favorite. I was looking for info on the guy who says it in the movie and it turns out that he was one of the writers for the movie. Also co-wrote Caddyshack. Here's a link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Kenney "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero" is also another favorite from a movie that is loaded with great lines.
(Paraphrased): "What, you gonna shoot all of us?" "No. Just you." "Was if over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "I've had worse" "This one goes to 11" "We're on a mission from Gawwd." "My dad's a television repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. We can fix it." (Of course, I just realized that if I have to paraphrase the lines then there weren't, technically, unforgettable....)
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"Wait a minute man, I been in jail for 3 years. If these ladies been getting the short end of the stick, maybe they wanna go a few laps around the track with us." "Who been puttin' they Kools out on my floor!?" Plenty from early Murphy flicks.
Here'sss my little friend!" Scarface "I think he's got the point." Thunderball "This never happened to the other fella." On Her Majesty's Secret Service "I don't expect you to talk, Mr. Bond...I expect you die." Goldfinger "Who you waitin' fo baby?" "I'm waitin fo Dolemite?" "For who........?" "Dolemite...mother fukka, you heard her." Dolemite Matrix: Where is she, Sully? Sully: Kiss my ass! Matrix: I can't hear you! Sully: I'll say it a little louder, get ****ed! Matrix: [holds Sully upside-down over a cliff by his leg] Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm! Sully: You can't kill me Matrix! You need me to find your daughter! Matrix: Where is she? Sully: I don't know. But Cooke knows, I'll take you to where I meet him! Matrix: But you won't. Sully: Why is that? Matrix: [holds the hotel key he stole from Sully that Cooke is staying at] Because I already know. Hey, Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last? Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did! Matrix: I lied. Commando
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" -MEET THE PARENTS "My mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'" -FORREST GUMP
Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes... Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word? Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what? Vinny Gambini: What? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes. Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute? Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor... Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.
