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Lindsay Lohan... or how I learned to stop worrying about prostate cancer

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. Jeff

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    I saw this on the stands and showed Mrs JB. She repeated something she has said before, "If you have to top shave, your pants are probably too low." :)
     
  2. moestavern19

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    My pants are pretty low at the moment.
     
  3. Jeff

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    Too...much...information...

    :)
     
  4. m_cable

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    I hope this doesn't turn into another 20 page thread. I mean does anyone else think LL is overrated on this board.*





    * Yes I understand that I'm taking my life into my own hands by saying that in the presence of moestavern.
     
  5. Hippieloser

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    NUMBER FOUR.
     
  6. moestavern19

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    Saying LL is overrated is like saying the Raiders suck... even though it's true i'm still going to kick your ass. :)
     
  7. Oski2005

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    :eek:

    I hate that Wilmer mofo.
     
  8. Mr. Mooch

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    How come the oft unofficial Prostate Cancer Awareness Week always coincides with Lindsay Lohan Breast Enhancement Admiration Month?

    Oh, and Paris Hilton was clubbing on SoBe last week while some folks I know (women) got pics with her while some even danced...and made out.

    *PICS WILL COME ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON THEM TO PREVIEW AND GET MY HANDS ON*
     
  9. m_cable

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    Err... and presumably after it gets on your hands.
     
  10. El Toro

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    Best title ever.

    On a related note, am I the only one who doesn't see Lindsey the way you pervs do? It's just hard (no pun intended) to see her in the same light as other hotties simply because of "The Parent Trap" and due to the 'Michelle Tanner' syndrome. Watching so many episodes of Full House over the years and literally seeing Mary Kate and Ashley grow up on tv, it's next to impossible to consider them shaggable now that they're older. The same can be said about Lindsey Lohan from her roles with The Parent Trap when she was younger.

    Maybe if I were a few years younger or hadn't seen them as children it wouldn't matter, but it's just not the same. Oh well, here's to avoiding prostate cancer.
     
  11. outlaw

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    when did GQ turn into Maxim?
     
  12. m_cable

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    I completely agree. LL still has such a baby face that it's seems weird to me. And you're absolutely right about the Olsens. I don't think I'll ever be able to see them in a sexual light. Especially since one of them is a walking skeleton.
     
  13. Behad

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    Countdown till DaDakota gets here to say she's fat and not hot in the least

    10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, ..........
     
  14. Behad

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    Disappointed?;)
     
  15. Baqui99

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    I'd f*ck the sh*t out of her....Hook Em.
     
  16. lpbman

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    eh... I give her a 6.5

    9 if she's on a trampoline
     
  17. hooroo

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    too much lindsay lohan in this forum, not enough thora birch!
     
  18. Manny Ramirez

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    You a good man moes.
     
  19. Gutter Snipe

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    She might be a 10 if she's on a trampoline.
     

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