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Lifetime of free lap dances for Lebron if he signs with NY

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by rockets > *, May 11, 2010.

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    #1 rockets > *, May 11, 2010
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    What's that Mel Brooks line?
     
    #2 durvasa, May 11, 2010
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    I would sign with NY after hearing this if I was Lebron.
     
    #3 Dave_78, May 11, 2010
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    it's good to be the king


    [​IMG]

    or where you looking for "Piss boy!"
     
    #4 DonkeyMagic, May 11, 2010
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    sadly its a gimmick he probably wont ever be able to cash in on

    1)lebron can get any girl he wishes that would throw themselves at money
    2) a high profile athlete like him in a media mecca like NY cannot be going to strip clubs without issues from his other endorsers
    3) lebron can probably buy his own strip club if he wanted to why go to someone else's place
    4) you just know one of those gold digging girls is gonna excuse lebron of something he didnt do.


    great marketing ploy by the owners of the strip club if they were big in NY before they will be now.
     
    #5 The_Yoyo, May 11, 2010
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    Somewhere Pacman Jones is rolling in his grave right now.
     
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    lmao.
     
    #7 bullardfan, May 11, 2010
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    I would say we should do the same in Houston but all the rule changes kinda takes us out the running.
     
    #8 magnetik, May 11, 2010
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    Anybody who is as rich and famous as Bron can already get all the T&A he can handle for free already.

    I'm sure Score's appreciates all the free advertising though.
     
    #9 Salvation710, May 11, 2010
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    free lap dances? he can have sex with a limitless amount of women for free, what does he need a lap dance for?

    thats like offering a free inspection to a mechanic.
     
    #10 smoothie, May 11, 2010
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    Fixed it for you, Yo.... :cool: ;)
     
    #11 Rockets34Legend, May 11, 2010
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    I don't see how LerBon will NOT sign with NY now. This is the icing on the cake.

    A lifetime of free lap dances??? that's like.. that's like... a life time of... free lap dances! There isn't any other analogies cus it doesn't get any better than this!

    (/stealing a bit from Aziz)
     
    #12 Jontro, May 11, 2010
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    Paging El Hitman...git r done!
     
    #13 iconoclastic, May 11, 2010
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    You mean accuse right? That would make sense, but...wouldn't people be scared to challenge the King and the boss of the club?
     
    #14 Kim, May 11, 2010
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    El Hitman can hook Bron up if he signs with Houston for the MLE.
     
    #15 TheRealist137, May 11, 2010
  16. El Hitman

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    I don't know if you want your superstar going into our club...he'd probably turn into dope fiend alcoholic...pursue a life of debauchery and quit the NBA. :grin:
    And of course that would be my fault, which in turn would make me the "Public Enemy #1" in Houston. So I think I'll pass. :eek:
     
    #16 El Hitman, May 12, 2010
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