"My name is Helen. I'll be your server this evening. Can I interest you gentlemen in any appetizers? A blooming onion, perhaps?" ------------------ Houston Sports Board The Anti-Bud Adams Page
Hmmmmmm...boxers or briefs? ------------------ In the end there will be no judges...only witnesses to my greatness.
"President-Elect George W. Bush confers with current President Bill Clinton at the White House today. Batman's arch-enemy The Penguin is seen standing behind Clinton." ------------------
"Sorry, it must be the brussell sprouts I ate last night" ------------------ When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"If only it had been me running against you..." ------------------ "He was under more balls than a midget hooker."-Bobby Hill visit www.swirve.com and, http://www.geocities.com/clutch34_2000 for great Rocket insight by some of your fellow BBS posters!
"George, you look really cute in that blue tie." ------------------ 'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.'
New Intern Checks Out Clinton's Package Program Deemed a Failure Washington -- "We had hoped that our new rules for selecting White House Interns, approved by the First Lady, would keep any more Lewinski incidents from happening," said White House Chief of Staff John Podesta. "We only had another month to go, but I guess that was too much to ask." Under the new guidelines, all female interns must be elgible for social security, and have an aversion to cigars and pizza. Intern Fran Smith, a 74 year year old widow from Dade County Florida, who suffers from arthritis, (pictured above) said "I just couldn't help myself. He's such a strong and virile man." ------------------ Stay Cool...
Bush: "So, when do I take over, again?" Clinton (rolling his eyes): "January 20th! Jeez, I told you that three times." Bush: "Right. You're taking that scary Albright chick with you, right?" Clinton: "Yeah, Dubyah, remember how we talked about your cabinet appointments? You get to pick a new Secretary of State." Bush: "Hot damn! That's a relief. I have stated and I stand by the credo of 'No Fat Chicks'". Albright: "(sniffle)" Clinton (muttering to himself): "Stupid Constitutional term limits."
*Thought* I remember all that crap you said about me during the election. Better watch your back, you #*@$%@&. I know where you live, now. *Thought* ------------------ "ON-BEE-TAH-BULL!!", Hakeem Abdul Olajuwon, alumnus, University of Houston
Clinton: You know Dubya , This wont be the first time a woman has served directly under a president . ------------------ "Its a good thing they don't make posters of European players" -Walt Williams after getting "posterized" by Zan Tabak .
"Wait a minute! Is that a white stain on his lapel?" Mr paige...absolutely hilarious "Only in America...Only in America" ------------------ "I have amazing, powers of observation"...Pink
Whew -- I thought I was the only one who noticed how much Albright resembled Devito in Batman Returns in that photo ... ------------------
