You will find them on Match.com Pretend like you are a female looking for a male between the ages of 18-35 and you are in the area code 77356 and you want to look in a 10-mile radius. This is going to be so fun.... First we have mz2002. We all know when he registered. He wants to know if anybody wants a nice guy. No. Here is his self-description - "Hi there! Thanks for checking out my profile. I've now been living in Texas for about a year after having moved down from Michigan. So far, I've really enjoyed it. Prior to my time in Michigan, I had lived in Ohio and NJ. I love the weather down here as it allows me to spend more time doing the outdoor activities that I enjoy(soccer, roller blading, golf, softball, tennis, jogging). While I have met a lot of really nice people down here, the vast majority of them are married and don't have many single friends. My job also requires me to travel a bit, which makes meeting new people locally that much more challenging. Some things about me: I work out regularly and keep myself in excellent shape. I'm very flexible and enjoy a wide variety of activities either out on the town or at home. Some of these activities include billiards, bowling, darts, eating out, hanging out with friends, going to ball games, museums, good conversation, logic puzzles, board games (scrabble is a favorite) and watching movies. My career is important to me and it definitely keeps me on the go. However, it also provides me the flexibility to make the time to spend with that someone special. If I sound like someone you would like to meet, drop me a line. If not, best wishes in finding your match." Actually, he sounds like a nice guy... Let's find someone to make fun of and feel good about it Okay, I found one... Big E2rad4u here is his self-description... "Atheletic out going big hearted All- Amertican male seeking female that can keep up with me. I work in the health club buissnes. I served in U.S. ARMY and parachuted out of Aircraft I like animals,scary movies, and spending time when I have it at home. Reading is something I like doing as well writing and expressing my thoughts. maybe we talk correspond via e-mail and maybe meet. Its risk but it could be worth it you never till you try. This is my first time on of these sights. " Awesome.... Let's find one more to laugh at..texxas76...oh this is a good one.. "Me, well I'm just your ordinarly unordinary guy who's looking for that special someone to share the never ending story of life. I am extremely laid back and will try to avoid most conflicts. After years of doing the wrong thing I'm ready to change my evil ways(I love Santana!) I just want to live life and be happy. I kick back to Bob Marley and on other days I'm slamming to Lincoln Park. You might even catch me at a country bar now and again; however hip hop is more my style. I don't really fit into any one catagory....I like to hold hands and walk up and down the beach or cuddle in front of a good Robert Rodriguez film. I also enjoy the club scene...drinks...dancing...or relaxing in front of a really good live performance. Dinning out or having Sunday brunch really gets my going. I like to exercise but I have to have a good partner to stay motivated! The comedey club is always good for a couple of laughs!! Let me just end with saying....NO MORE DRAMA!!! Life isn't that complicated...we make it that way" I like this guy because Sunday brunch gets him going Yes I know it is pathetic of me to be doing this right now but I have an early job interview and I can't drink too much tonight or go out... so I have to spend my time laughing at other peoples' deep, personal, emotional outreaches....
The guys are trying to find true love and you want us to make fun of them? On Valentines day? I applaud them.