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Lebron diss track by "jay-z"

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by The_Yoyo, Jul 29, 2010.

  1. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    saw this on yahoo BDL thought it was hillarious

    I would post it all here but has some NSFW words


    about a future scenario where Jay-Z and lebron meet up and Jay records a new track in honor of lebron.



    http://foodcourtlunch.com/?p=2861
     
  2. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    that shht was gold
     
  3. Kam

    Kam Member

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    I can't rap.
     
  4. Kate81

    Kate81 Member

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    There is no actual song?
     
  5. AstroRocket

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    That was hilarious. The Prokhorov part had me rolling.
     
  6. DreamShook

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    Jay-Z might be the wrong person to piss off especially if you run in his same circle which Lebron does. If they were such good friends why wouldn't LeJump-Off tell him he was going to "Souf Beach" made Jay-Z look like a complete chump business wise.

    That is a pretty good line ouch!
     
  7. mickey_angelo

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    Jay Z's rhyme scheme was all wrong...
     
  8. tmoney1101

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    The hate for Lebron is absolutely palpable.
     
  9. sew

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    Wow.

    I loved every bit of it.
     
  10. roslolian

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    LOL Jay-Z didn't write this track. If he did there would be an actual song. C'mon man, in what universe will Lebron sit on a couch and "*gulp*" just because of a ****ing song? :rolleyes:

    IMHO it would have been better if the writer made this into a skit like what the people did on DM and the Knicks. The AI's stilted voice would make this rap gold.
     
  11. ryano2009

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    Man that was hilarious.
     
  12. Ramathorn006

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    Sick line...good enough for my sig lol.
     
  13. danoman

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    man hold up im about to crack a verse here goes!...***** the heat
     
  14. Cowboy_Bebop

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    Haha. That's what you call being schooled. Hopefully someone will create a beats for this.
     
  15. TimBly15

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    i really dont think jay z would write a diss because he didnt join the nets. they can hop on a plane if they want to hang out
     
  16. coachbadlee

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    LOL..what Prokhorov want, Prokhorov gets. Good one!! :grin: :grin:
     
  17. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    he's cashing in on the lebron hate. i dont think its personal.
    he aint a businessman he's a business man let him handle his bizness man.
     
  18. YaosDirtyStache

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    I found this gem in the comments section, this guy really hates LeBron.

    Spoiler'd due to length and content.
     
  19. DreamShook

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    Where did I say Jay-Z wrote this?( :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) I was saying it was a bad move to keep Jay-Z in the dark even though they are supposed to be good friends. Of course Lebron wont **** himself over a song. But knowing that someone as connected/famous/respected as Jay-Z probably will never trust you again has to be slightly unnerving in his quest to be a billionaire.

    Jay-Z was probably in board meetings saying he could get Lebron here and then when it surfaced that he had no intention of going anywhere but "Souf Beach" that was a huge slap in the face personally and professionally for Jay-Z. You don't treat your friends like that.
     
  20. Pieman2005

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    HILARIOUS. :grin: Imagined it with a russian accent. Made my day.
     

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