A-Train... You forgot to mention that the first 100 callers recieve an autographed box of Rogaine from the master of the moving pick himself, Karla Malone.
Great! This series will go well with my "How to Control the Block with Your Fists" featuring Kevin Willis. and "You can Coach the Refs, Too" by Phil Jackson and Pat Riley with illustrations using Michael Jordan Forgot to add...fun stuff A-train. Thanks for letting us "aboard". [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited January 05, 2000).]
Warning!!!! Warning!!! Warning!!!! A-train and his company are nothing but complete frauds, and should be put out of buisness immediately. I bought the tapes last year for two payments of $29.95, and have applied the techniques he illustrates in his videos to my basketball game. After following them closely, I fouled out of my last two games, for what the ref said was setting moving picks (you know, from the Vin Baker Tapes). The techniques do not work, I am telling you, I mean warning you, they do not work. Just take this as friendly advice from a Rocket fan. Wait a second, come to think about it, the basketball team I play for is called the Rockets... and as you know... Rockets can never get a good call, in any league... So, maybe the tapes do work..... If not you can buy my new tape: "How to get full value out of your technical fouls" [This message has been edited by Rocketball (edited January 05, 2000).]
Act fast, and A-Train will throw in a pair of original John Flopton butt huggers for the low, low price of 9.99. [This message has been edited by thedreamshake99 (edited January 05, 2000).]
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Hilarious, A-Train! LOL... Also, if I call now, won't I get Vin Baker's pamphlet on how to coast after signing a big contract? ------------------ A broken coffeepot in the dishwasher is worth five stitches in the wrist.
If you call within the next ten minutes you will get Scottie Pippen and Bill Walton's latest collaboration "How to be mistaken for a superstar just because you play with one." It has trade secrets such as "I'm not playing for the (insert team here) unless (insert superstar here) plays too, and Bill Walton's secret to winning sixth man awards, "Good game Larry!". Order now and Mulder will personally throw in a set of Ginsu 2000 steak knives. It slices, dices, circumcises, all your cooking needs. Don't wait pick up that phone now! ------------------ The truth is out there... on the NET.
hilarious Rocketman "How to get full value out of your technical fouls" Featuring the classic lesson: "Using Double Technicals When You Need to Leave Early" by Dennis Rodman [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited January 06, 2000).]
