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Last Night Rockets/Blow Job/T-Mac hurt

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by texanskan, Apr 12, 2007.

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  1. texanskan

    texanskan Member

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    I was at "a young lady's place" last night and we were hanging out while I was watching the game (the second half I drove over at halftime to stay the night). She was messing around on her cpu while I was focused on the Rockets. Anyway with a few minutes to go she was all ready for sex and while that was cool with me it had to wait till the game was over.

    Good news for me she started going down on me as I watched the final few minutes of the game (killing two birds with one stone right?) Well at the point Mac went down (less than a min left) I started to freak out and while she just continued on and we ended up having sex anyway after the game I started to wonder is there something wrong with me?

    Should I have just chilled out until we heard the news that T-Mac was fine and just watched in the background or was I right to stop right there and pay 100% attention to Mac on the ground?
     
  2. macalu

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    pics of said chick.
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Paging King Cheetah...
     
  4. emjohn

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    Wow....so happy you decided to share....
     
  5. heypartner

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    haha....I've noticed that girls l o v e to compete for our attention vs the Rockets. Thing is: they don't usually know what days the Rockets are actually playing or when. What I've learned you can do is say there is a game on (recorded instead) and watch it. Spurn their advances as they get horny. They will escalate their advances to the point of what you just described and more.

    Women do wonderful things when they think they are competing for your attention!
     
  6. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    he obviously just wanted to brag about getting oral sex.
     
  7. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    That is a great freaking idea! Genius!
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    And he is obviously not married. I remember when the Memphis-Texas A&M game was going on in this past NCAA tournament. I was trying to watch it (in vain) but my wife was making it hard by going down on me. So, I think it is true - women will compete with sports on TV if they think you are more into a game than getting a bj.
     
  9. Yaozer

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    Man my woman knows to sit tight when I'm watching the Rockets.
     
  10. AntiSonic

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    MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A BLOWJOB WHILE WATCHING RESLING ONE TIME DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY??
     
  11. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    DVRs are one of the wonders of modern civilization. They have proved wondrous for the sex life of the average fan. One can offer to "give up watching the game for their sweetie," knowing they can creep back to the TV and take up the game where it was left off, after the deed.
     
  12. macalu

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    if you were thinking of HHH the whole time, then no.
     
  13. texanskan

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    Well she asked me before bed if evertime there was a game on did we have to watch and I told her the Astros and Rockets were in my life before you sweetheart so yes.

    As far as women competing for attention it can not be more true. Trust me when I say this, it's better to have a woman who does not give a rat's ass about sports but will sit there and watch/hang out than it is to have one who likes sports.

    Now sure there are benifits the other way but what I have found is a woman might like a few things but when it comes down to it she will be in no way a bigger fan than me so there is always balance problems. Now if you date a sports novice and lay down the law early things will be all good.
     
  14. Refman

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    So you were doing that while Billy Gillispie was getting ready to f**k Texas A&M. :D
     
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    A good woman will go down on her man in any situation at any time.

    I'm thankful I'm in love with a good woman!

    :D
     
  17. Sishir Chang

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    Yeah haven't y'all seen that Viagra commercial. You can have it all...
     
  18. LonghornFan

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    Ummm, what are all of these women doing out of the kitchen???
     
  19. FranchiseBlade

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    I feel sorry for the woman involved. She does something that should be a great but private between the two, and the guy blabs it all over the internet.

    If it did happen, it certainly wasn't handeled in a gentlemanly fashion by Texankan.
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

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    Actually the thought ran through my mind - but it was of Calipari f*cking Memphis instead of Gillespie. :D
     

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