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Last Houston Rocket Standing in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PhiSlammaJamma, Sep 20, 2015.

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Last Houston Rocket Standing in a Zombie Apocalypse?

  1. Ty Lawson

    1.2%
  2. Donatas Montiejunas

    4.6%
  3. Trevor Ariza

    3.7%
  4. James Harden

    3.3%
  5. Dwight Howard

    14.1%
  6. Kevin McHale

    5.4%
  7. Corey Brewer

    11.6%
  8. Patrick Beverley

    53.1%
  9. Clint Capela

    0.8%
  10. Other ( Dekker, Jones, Thornton, Harrell, McDaniels...)

    2.1%
  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    There’s no escaping the eventual takeover of the earth by the undead, it seems, so with this in mind who do you think would be the last Houston Rocket Standing in a World War Z type Zombie Apocalypse. Who of our newly formed team is best equipped to deal with human flesh-eating neighbors? And who might you choose to bunker down or hit the road with? Consider this deeply, knowing your life may depend on it, and think about the critical elements to survival. You may want to think resources, weapons, shelter, cash, looting, sanity, social collapse in Texas, intelligence, poise, physical attributes, connections, leadership, food, booty, or whatever. In North America, there will be over 200 million Zombies. 5 billion people will die. Only one Rocket can be the last and best equipped to survive the horror.
     
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  3. Fawkward

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    Donatas got a mean left hook, but Brewer because he won't stop running for days
     
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    Dwight has all the guns. But he also might have some zombie snakes. Never seen one of those before then again I never seen a zombie.
     
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    WTF did I just read?
     
  7. ThatBoyNick

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    Corey Brewer

    Remember, its about quickness and speed. I'm taking the track star.
     
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    This is the most idiotic question ever...

    [​IMG] Duh...
     
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    Corey Brewer is that one fan favorite in horror movies who gets killed and leaves you mad. I can see the case for Donatas and Kj but honestly I'm going to go with Dwight Howard on this one. His size, wingspan, athleticism are all well enough to survive.
     
  10. Fulgore

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    T Jones. He would stomp any zombie to death.
     
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    Unless the zombie was a former homeless person Jones would not oblige.
    I'm going with Bev. Brewer has that crackhead speed, but Beverly got that psychotic person drive. Bev would never die.

    That being said, Dwight and Harden can just buy a mansion and personal guards while Bev is slumming it out in an apartment.
     
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    Harrell u see tht kid he a hero
     
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    Harrell may not be Wolverine but he is a superhero. :)
     
  14. Buzzlite

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    Bev for sure, he'd go crazy and start taking out anything that moves...If he got bit he'd chop the limb off himself all in the name of survival :eek:
     
  15. malakas

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    Beverly all the way.
    Dwight is too dumb and would be one of the first victims but would take down with him many. Harell would go save a motorist that was attacked by a zombie and get swarmed. Harden would get seduced by a freshly bitten big booty woman and become a zombie himself.
    Brewer would make a risky move and gamble and even know he would run fast he would get taken down.


    DMO would only survive if he was in vacation in Lithuania during the outbreak and could escape in the mountains.
     
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    :eek:

    I'm thinking JET definitely bites Ty Law so my $ is on Brewer.
    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm going with Donates too..

    Donates.
     
  18. Jayzers_100

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    P Bev by default.
     
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    Patrick, he lived in the hood...
     
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    Simple, Harden. He has the footwork....lol
     

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