In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Larry Merchant. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly Most boots are made for walkin'. Larry Merchant boots ain't that merciful Google won't search for Larry Merchant because it knows you don't find Larry Merchant, he finds you Larry Merchant destroyed the periodic table, because Larry Merchant only recognizes the element of surprise Larry Merchant doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Larry Merchant can win at solitaire with only 18 cards The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Larry Merchant took when he was younger Larry Merchant does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Larry Merchant Larry Merchant does not sleep. He waits. Larry Merchant counted to infinity - twice. Larry Merchant doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
"Erik Morales is an orchid that grew up in a ghetto, Manny Pacquiao is an orchid that comes from a rice paddy." --Larry Merchant
If you're going to do a dumb-ass Chuck Norris Fact rip-off, at least pick a guy that people might give a damn about. Damn. I can't believe the Yao Fact thread got locked up. That thread would be so ****ing sweet right about now.
''Follow the wisdom of the great actor, James Cagney, you hit your mark, you look the other guy in the eye, and you tell the truth'' --Larry Merchant
Larry Merchant used to be a great boxing writer for the Philadelphia Inquirer about 30 years ago. Now he is just a senile old fart that makes a fool out of himself regularly on HBO. He and that obnoxious Harold Lederman should go hold hands and walk into a rotating helicopter blade together.
This thread is great if only for the reason you think people around here know who Larry Merchant is...
LOL This is hilarious. I just had a picture of Merchant motionless waiting face and how he sloooooowly count to infinity.
"Wladimir Klitschko seems so perfect you wonder what's wrong with him." "The next big thing is about to become the last big bust." “You get old too fast and smart too late.” --Larry Merchant
