Well, I met a girl last night, and she was very attractive. Asian, good physique, nice rack. What more could you ask for, right? Sigh. As soon as she opened her mouth, she went from an 8 to a 1. Every time I said anything that she'd agreed with, she would acknowledge with an ebonics laiden phrase such as "Yup, yup, that's what I'm saying." WTF!? Her vocabulary was riddled with words such as tight, kid, fo'sho, and off the heezy. As fine as she was, I cannot be with anyone that talks like this. When I got home to an empty house, I was thinking of the reasons I don't pursue relationships with women. They are pretty lame. 1) Fat ankles - No need to further explain this one. 2) Eating habits - If she eats too quickly, or worse, too much. 3) Eyebrows - Nothing in the middle please. Also, don't over pluck. 4) Forehead - Not too much forehead, not too little forehead. 5) Hairy arms - Yuck. If a girl has more hair on her arm than me, it's over. 6) Hairy face - This could be the peach fuzz on her face, or worse, a light 'stache. 7) Perfume - Too much perfume or unpleasant perfume. 8) Sports - Any girl who doesn't like sports is immediately off the list. 9) Music - Any girl who is too into pop music is also off the list. 10) Speech - My new one. No wonder I'm single. Anyone have anything to add to the list?
If she is shorter than 5 feet tall If she doesn't like dogs If she doesn't like to exercise She is more than a social drinker
If shes a two-face. If you drop her toothbrush in the toilet and she uses it on her teeth before you have the chance to tell her. If you forget her name. If you get her father in trouble because he didn't wash his hands in his restaraunt. If she calls you "Schmoopy". If her stomach talks to you at night and says "hellloooooooooo!!"
*helping out codell* 1) She's a low-talker. 2) She's too good! 3) She's... BALD! 4) He's poor. 5) She's a close-talker.
I hate girls that don't respond when I ask them simple questions like what do you like and where are you live?
