Dude that was too easy, we all thought that. I expect more out of you. I even refuse to laugh at that until you think of something we weren't all thinking.
Well, there's not a lot you can do with a toiled that has oil spilled all over it! You're just mad because you were slow on the trigger.
ASSOCIATED PRESS UPDATE: The Texas toilet is reportedly harboring weapons of mass destruction and should be invaded, President Bush said in a press conference today. (Too easy!)