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Kyle Korver-Ashton Kutcher look alike, I don't think so. More like Carrot Top

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by tanviraman, May 4, 2008.

  1. tanviraman

    tanviraman Contributing Member

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    Looking at Korver's ugly face while he was shooting free throws against the Lakers, made me realize he looks nothing like Ashton Kutcher. He may be white and have his hair, but his ugly face looks alot more like Carrot Top.

    Anyone agree?
     
  2. DOMINATOR

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    since this thread is about Korver's looks...

    Emo Korver!
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  3. apocclass

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    his face just isn't as symmetrical as kutcher's. he has one eye noticeably higher than the other.
     
  4. m0lson

    m0lson Member

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    im going to have nightmares
     
  5. durvasa

    durvasa Contributing Member

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    You're right, it's a spitting image.

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  6. clutch citizen

    clutch citizen Contributing Member

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    Nice photoshop...

    please tell me that's a photoshop
     
  7. durvasa

    durvasa Contributing Member

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    I didn't think Korver would fit well with the bruising physical style that typifies Jazz basketball, but he has really put in some extra time in the gym since joining the team.

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  8. finalsbound

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    THANK YOU!!! I thought I was going crazy thinking Korver's face looked EXACTLY like Carrot Top...I'm glad there's someone to verify my suspicions...
     
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    god no, I can see the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  10. Dave_78

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    That picture of Carrot Top (the last one) has been circulating around bodybuilding forums for a few years. Dude has gotten jacked in the last couple of years. Good to see prop comics have great sources for anabolic steroids.
     
  11. EbolaScola

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    There's no *barf* smiley :(
     
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    Didnt think he looked "that" much like Ashton Kutcher either in the face.
     
  13. clutch citizen

    clutch citizen Contributing Member

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    Kyle Korver is the 6 degrees between Kutcher and Carrot Top.

    *Does Carrot Top still do comedy? His content was horrible when he first started, but now that he's roided up, people will laugh as soon as he hits the stage! RIM SHOT
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  15. WillG

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    WTF my guns dont look that big and I curl 55 on each hand 10 times each for a set :(
     
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    he looks like ashton kutcher with downs syndrome, then got hit in the face with a pan for 2 days straight. it's hilarious also how all the girls in Utah think he's the hot sh-t. JVG could win a beauty pageant there.
     
  17. Dave_78

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    He's the only white dude there that they are reasonably certain is not a close blood relative. I'm sure that is sexy to them?
     
  18. eMat

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    I find it funny how all the guys are judging his looks in such creative ways and basically saying that they know better than girls.
     
  19. Hmm

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    inorite..
















    :eek:
     
  20. Dave_78

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    Well, I'm not sure I am any good at judging another man's looks but I do know women absolutely suck at judging a man's looks. To a guy, a hot girl is a hot girl regardless of if she can sing or dance or if she has money. A pretty face, big boobs, a nice backside and nice legs = hot, hot girl. Now with women you can have them put to paper what they think is "hot" in a guy and you can have them put to paper what they think is repulsive in a guy and 5 minutes later the guy that matches up exactly with what they said was repulsive shows up and tells the girl he is in a band or that he has a cool tattoo and suddenly he is super hot to the girl.

    Women live in a constant state of confusion. Unfortunately, too many guys try to be what the girl wants (which doesn't work when she doesn't even know) instead of telling her what she wants.
     

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