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Kwame Harris Beats Up Boyfriend Because of "Soy Sauce and Underwear"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    lol Kwame beats up his boyfriend because the guy poured soy sauce into his rice. Guess they never going to sushi again. and damn Kwame, you only 30, the hell you doing looking like an old man?

    http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Kwame-Harris-charged-with-felony-abuse-4230112.php

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  2. mylilpony

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    seemed appropriate

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  3. smoove shoez

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    Soy sauce and underpants.
     
  4. ChievousFTFace

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    :eek:

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  7. rezdawg

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    Manti Te'o is secretly smiling.
     
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    Sounds about right for someone with that first name. :grin:
     
  10. bucket

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    "complex compound facial fractures"

    That sounds bad. Clutchfans doctors, confirm badness?
     
  11. LC Rox Fan

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    Is "rice" in the story code for his penis?
     
  12. percicles

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    Yes but what can you tell me about Kwame Brown.
     
  13. Rodman23

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    Beat him up............with the lotion
     
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    New rule:

    Anytime you see the word "up" in this thread, replace it with "off."
     
  15. DonkeyMagic

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    I believe he ordered the cream of sum yung gai
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    :confused:

    I don't get it.
     
  17. Two Sandwiches

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    Totally unrelated.
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Hey, you said everywhere, man, so... I did. :p
     
  19. davidio840

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    Check out the Bidet thread
     
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    Either too much steroids or brain damage from football.
     

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