Kobe??

puff puff pass

 

You must have so much time on your hands, or your Basketball IQ is rather low!

 

Time to reinvoke F.A.R.T.S

 

You are stupid.

lol...the love of the game.

Just watch basketball.

The playoffs are on right now.

Dont' worry about trades.

 

My favorite part of the original post.

 

Look! Look! Far off in the distance.

The server space dripping away slowly, slowly...

 

If the Lakers were to do that trade, I would forsee a riot that will make the Rodney King fiasco look like a VFW reunion.

 

Is there a way we can get Bob Horry out of this?

 

You mean it's the place to hallucinate.

 

will never happen

 

that trade will never happen. this is the trade that we should make w/ the lakers...

Houston trades: PF Jason Collier (2.8 ppg, 2.2 rpg, 0.1 apg in 8.0 minutes)
PG Moochie Norris (4.3 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 2.4 apg in 16.8 minutes)
C Kelvin Cato (4.5 ppg, 5.9 rpg, 0.3 apg in 17.1 minutes)
SF Glen Rice (9.0 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.7 minutes)
SF Terence Morris (3.7 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 0.5 apg in 12.9 minutes)
Houston receives: C Shaquille O'neal (27.5 ppg, 11.1 rpg, 3.1 apg in 37.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +3.2 ppg, -4.0 rpg, and -1.3 apg.

L.A. Lakers trades: C Shaquille O'neal (27.5 ppg, 11.1 rpg, 3.1 apg in 37.8 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives: PF Jason Collier (2.8 ppg, 2.2 rpg, 0.1 apg in 13 games)
PG Moochie Norris (4.3 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 2.4 apg in 82 games)
C Kelvin Cato (4.5 ppg, 5.9 rpg, 0.3 apg in 73 games)
SF Glen Rice (9.0 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 62 games)
SF Terence Morris (3.7 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 0.5 apg in 49 games)
Change in team outlook: -3.2 ppg, +4.0 rpg, and +1.3 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

Due to Houston and L.A. Lakers being over the cap, the 15% trade rule is invoked. Houston and L.A. Lakers had to be no more than 115% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.

you may think this is crazy, but since it worked in real gm, than it must be reasonable to think that this trade could actually happen.

it is perfect for the rockets b/c it allows us to dump off 3 of our 4 bad contracts and at the same time provide a valuable back-up for yao in shaq. the two of them together would probably be one of the top center tandems in the league. it would also put us in immideate contention for a championship.

the lakers would do it b/c shaq only has a couple years left till he retires anyway, and they get to upgrade their pg and pf spots. glen rice gets to return to the team that he won it all with (the circle will be complete) and they get a guy in cato who will carry the torch of all the great laker centers.

from wilt to kelvin...

 

Houston trades: Kyle Hill ( ppg, rpg, apg in minutes)
PG Tito Maddox (1.2 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.6 apg in 3.9 minutes)
SF Terence Morris (3.7 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 0.5 apg in 12.9 minutes)
SF Juaquin Hawkins (2.3 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 0.8 apg in 11.8 minutes)
SF Bostjan Nachbar (2.1 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 5.5 minutes)
SF Glen Rice (9.0 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.7 minutes)
C Kelvin Cato (4.5 ppg, 5.9 rpg, 0.3 apg in 17.1 minutes)
SG Cuttino Mobley (17.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg, 2.9 apg in 41.7 minutes)
PG Moochie Norris (4.3 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 2.4 apg in 16.8 minutes)
PF Eddie Griffin (8.6 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.5 minutes)
SF James Posey (10.8 ppg, 5.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 30.3 minutes)
PF Jason Collier (2.8 ppg, 2.2 rpg, 0.1 apg in 8.0 minutes)
Houston receives: SG Kobe Bryant (30.0 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 5.9 apg in 41.5 minutes)
C Shaquille O'neal (27.5 ppg, 11.1 rpg, 3.1 apg in 37.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -9.3 ppg, -15.3 rpg, and -3.2 apg.

L.A. Lakers trades: SG Kobe Bryant (30.0 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 5.9 apg in 41.5 minutes)
C Shaquille O'neal (27.5 ppg, 11.1 rpg, 3.1 apg in 37.8 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives: Kyle Hill ( ppg, rpg, apg in games)
PG Tito Maddox (1.2 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.6 apg in 9 games)
SF Terence Morris (3.7 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 0.5 apg in 49 games)
SF Juaquin Hawkins (2.3 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 0.8 apg in 58 games)
SF Bostjan Nachbar (2.1 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 14 games)
SF Glen Rice (9.0 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 62 games)
C Kelvin Cato (4.5 ppg, 5.9 rpg, 0.3 apg in 73 games)
SG Cuttino Mobley (17.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg, 2.9 apg in 73 games)
PG Moochie Norris (4.3 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 2.4 apg in 82 games)
PF Eddie Griffin (8.6 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 1.1 apg in 77 games)
SF James Posey (10.8 ppg, 5.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 83 games)
PF Jason Collier (2.8 ppg, 2.2 rpg, 0.1 apg in 13 games)
Change in team outlook: +9.3 ppg, +15.3 rpg, and +3.2 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

Due to Houston and L.A. Lakers being over the cap, the 15% trade rule is invoked. Houston and L.A. Lakers had to be no more than 115% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.

While we are being stupid, lets just trade our entire team minus steve and yao for kobe and shaq. A steve/kobe/justin timberlake/shaq/yao team would dominate for DECADES. MUHAHAHAHAHAH.
PAGING GREGONOMICS!!!!!

 

Your insane yall keep forgetting we only have one ball if you bring Kobe in w/ Yao and Francis sum1 will be un happy I would rather trade francis and taylor for kobe and then trade mobley and change 4 a low 1st and pick up my boi tj ford

 

Kobe will be 6th man, since Mobley is clearly better than him. Kobe is an MJ wannabe, while Mobley is his own man.

 

You know its possible to praise an opponent without belittleing one of your owns.