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Kitty Sex Change Operation

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    One of the coffee wenches at Brasil told me she had to spend $3000 on her cat.

    "for what"

    "a sex change operation. he couldn't pee."

    Are you kidding me? She said he'll keep the same name, though.
     
  2. bladeage

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    bahaha.. gotta love it.
     
  3. pasox2

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    What's the cat's name?
     
  4. The_Yoyo

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    how would you like to be that doctor?


    friend A: so what you go to school for 12 years for?

    Doctor: so i can perform sex change operations on felines
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    Only japs do that.
     
  6. finalsbound

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    i love that place. maybe i'll see you there sometime.
     
  7. Cannonball

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    I had a cat that had to have his "outie" turned into an "innie" after he had a urinary tract infection. Didn't spent $3,000 on it though.
     
  8. m_cable

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    Don't try to force it man. Forum catchphrases like "hispanic?" or "inknown commodity" just happen naturally.
     
  9. JaWindex

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    It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    I know. I've tried this one twice now, and both times it's been a dud.

    :(
     
  11. IROC it

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    Perhaps because "japs" is a little more of racist, WWII remark? :confused:


    BTW- as for the article... there are more kittens in the world that need homes... 3k to make it pee?
     
  12. heypartner

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    Warlock....haha

    no, change to calling her Witch.

    get this, the operation is called P.U. (pronounced pee you). You can't make this stuff up.

    btw: this is further proof that females can control their pee better than males.
     
  13. heypartner

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    if you see me there with a girl, come up and give me a big hung and say in a promiscuous way "why haven't you called me lately...you promised me another day sailing." Then wink and spin away and do the flirty backwards leg kick.

    that'll do it!
     
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    Here's a forum talking about P.U.

    Never heard of, but it sounds fairly un-rare (I'd say less than common, but more than rare).

    And some graphic yucky cat surgery pics are here.

    perineal urethrostomy
     

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