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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rodrick_98, Apr 15, 2008.

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  1. rodrick_98

    rodrick_98 Member

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    ok, so i attempted to kiss the date i was taking home, and she rebuked me. totally a first.

    i can't say i didn't see it coming, but it's still a shock. i will write more later. just wanted to get responses on being shot down.
     
    #1 rodrick_98, Apr 15, 2008
  2. rodrick_98

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    you know how when you lose a game you're supposed to win, much like the rockets lost tonight, you have to reflect back on what went wrong. i'm attempting to do that....... and it's not working.

    thoughts?
     
    #2 rodrick_98, Apr 15, 2008
  3. Two Sandwiches

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    At least you didn't get slapped.
     
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  4. mtbrays

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    Wooing a girl:

    1. Introduce yourself.
    1.a. Allow her to introduce herself.
    2. Insult her. Hard.
    3. Allow the shock to set in. She'll never doubt your assertiveness.
    4. Profit.
     
    #4 mtbrays, Apr 15, 2008
  5. dntrwl

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    If you didn't do anything wrong, it was just her, not you. Maybe she doesn't like you, or she wants to take it slow. Either way, just go buy some KY Gel and some nice incense candles, turn down your family pictures..just kidding.
     
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  6. heypartner

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    she's probably a lesbian.
     
    #6 heypartner, Apr 15, 2008
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    Well, obviously. :D
     
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    My first thought as well. She probably went out with him just to get a free meal.
     
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  9. rodrick_98

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    she did play sports in high school...







    though if true, it means my taste in women is disturbing. either way, tonight seriously rocked my confidence. i hate to admit this, but this didn't happen with dallas chicks. :eek: :(

    and i don't agree with the it's not me part, there is always something to improve upon. though she may want to take it slow. (i slightly like that excuse)
     
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  10. Two Sandwiches

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    Yes, yes. Rodrick, did she order the Vagitable lasagna? Did she have lobster claw-ripping man hands?
     
    #10 Two Sandwiches, Apr 15, 2008
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    Tease? Maybe she's just a hard-to-get-girl.
     
    #11 CharlieMurphy, Apr 15, 2008
  12. Asian Sensation

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    You should've whipped it out.
     
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  13. percicles

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    You need Fatty Fat b*stard for this one.
     
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    and afterward call the condom company (that sends your call to India) and ask them why you are not getting soft and what you should do to go back down... some replies maybe flick your balls, burn your fingertip, etc... ;)










    Guess what movie the above is from?! lol
     
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  15. rodrick_98

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    never did i anticipate making a fatty-esque thread. but it's totally therapeutic. even the smart ass BS comments. keep them coming.

    i'm at fork in the road on this one, cause i really like her, and fell for her like a r****d on a curb. i see two options here:

    1) the emotional heart option - tell her how i feel :rolleyes: and hope it works
    2) the logical option - move on, get over it, man up. don't be a puss.


    i know i should totally do option 2... but GD i'm leaning toward option 1. :eek:


    what's worse is the rockets lost, and gave up HCA too... all while i was spending time with her.
     
    #15 rodrick_98, Apr 15, 2008
  16. IROC it

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    It was your fault!

    No more dates on game night! :mad:





    :p
     
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    no kidding. solid youth pastor advice btw. i will learn from this and become stronger, but dumb houston girls!!! back to dallas for me :(
     
    #17 rodrick_98, Apr 15, 2008
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    finals, lady_di... gimme some opinions. i don't trust these sarcastic responses. :D
     
    #18 rodrick_98, Apr 15, 2008
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    5. Masturbate alone for one year.
    6. Rinse. Repeat.
    7. Die lonely and unloved.
     
    #19 BMoney, Apr 15, 2008
  20. percicles

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    Several Reasons:

    1) Bad Breath
    2) Repulsed by your cologne
    3) Another man
    4) Maybe she had garlic and was doing you a favor
    5) She's just not into you
     
    #20 percicles, Apr 15, 2008
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