[Kind of Disturbing] Ever been hit HARD in the crotch?

I had that happen to me. I got lucky and was fine, but the doc told me in 99% of cases they end up having to amputate, usually because the swelling doesn't subside. Sorry bro.

 

Man... Iv'e gotten hit there so many times, i have this like reaction when any hand or foot comes within five feet of you know what i flinch. The worst part is when it slowly goes to ur stomach and you just want to fall asleep.

Then i laugh about it and kick their asses

 

must go see the doctor

better safe that sorry

Rocket River

 

I have some iron balls.


Usually, when I get kicked there, they end up with a broken foot.

 

When I was in little league, my mom didn't like me wearing a cup because it made me look like I had a huge package. Sure enough I got hit in the balls with a pitch.

I played goalie in hockey for a while and I took some shots but I had a special goalie cup (much better than the standard jock strap) and it never hurt.

Now, sometimes my nuts get twisted and then they start to swell up and hurt . . . . wait, is that too much information.

 

I was about 12 years old and I was down on all fours trying to hook up my friend's Jaguar (yeah, the crappy game system) and he decided to run up behind me and basically kick a field goal between my legs.

After about a minute of rolling on the ground, I prompty beat the **** out of him.

 

Is it bad that I was cracked up laughing at my mental image of this for about 2 minutes straight?

 

Certainly not. I would do the same if it weren't me that was on the receiving end

 

Any doctor that would only give you Darvacet for something like that is a sadist! Get whatever Rush is taking.

 

Try taking a paintball in the crotch from 20 feet. That's always fun.

 

When I was a kid our soccer coach told us a story about a rec baseball team he coached. The catcher for whatever reason didn't put his cup in and the pitcher threw a really low fastball the bounced off the plate and caught him perfect knocking EVERYTHING back up inside. There was no walking it off he had to go to the emergency room and some how or another they pulled everything back out.

Lesson: Catchers never forget to put your cup in...

 

That's brutal

 

The worst I was ever racked I did myself playing Jokari alone in the driveway at age 13. I hit the ball out and when it came back to me I missed and it nailed me in the nuts. It wasn't too bad, but it's a good one because I did it to myself. It would of been a great Funniest Home Video.

And for those youngsters that don't know Jorkari is a game with a ball on a elastic string like this:

 

Honestly, I didn't even read the post. I just saw the picture and the "Jokari" explanation and the visual cracked me up.

 

I sorta racked myself last night playing shuffleboard. Don't ask.

I got kicked in the stepchildren during a basketball game my senior year. I asked for a sub because I literally could not stop hunching over. Terrible, terrible pain.

 

I'd have to say sitting on my nuts while riding a bicycle was the worst pain I've ever had.

 

I got kicked in the nuts hard by the Texans pretty much every game last year.

 

Ha, that reminded me of one of the roller coasters at Cedar Point where you have to perch yourself on an extremely narrow seat before they strap you in. I swear, by the end of that ride I could see the pain in a bunch of dudes' faces. I'm sure their balls were being crushed unmercifully, especially considering the speed of the ride and the twists, turns, and loops. And also because I was in immense pain, so it had to be fifty times worse for them.