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KILLER TRADE OF THE YEAR NO JOKE!!!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by JasonDurbin32, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. JasonDurbin32

    JasonDurbin32 Member

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    Check out this bad a** 4-team trade of a lifetime...works out well i know everyone is tired of hearing dumb trades but this one can acutally happen!!!


    Chicago trades:
    SF Eddie Robinson (5.7 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 1.0 apg in 21.2 minutes)
    SF Jalen Rose (22.1 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 4.8 apg in 40.9 minutes)
    SF Donyell Marshall (13.4 ppg, 9.0 rpg, 1.8 apg in 30.5 minutes)
    C Tyson Chandler (9.2 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 1.0 apg in 24.4 minutes)
    PG Jay Williams (9.5 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 4.7 apg in 26.1 minutes)
    PF Marcus Fizer (11.7 ppg, 5.7 rpg, 1.3 apg in 21.3 minutes)
    PG Jamal Crawford (10.7 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 4.2 apg in 24.9 minutes)
    Chicago receives:
    SG Cuttino Mobley (17.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg, 2.9 apg in 41.7 minutes)
    SF James Posey (10.8 ppg, 5.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 30.3 minutes)
    SF Kevin Garnett (23.0 ppg, 13.4 rpg, 6.0 apg in 40.5 minutes)
    PG Troy Hudson (14.2 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 5.7 apg in 32.9 minutes)
    Change in team outlook: -16.8 ppg, -8.8 rpg, and -2.0 apg.

    Houston trades:
    SG Cuttino Mobley (17.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg, 2.9 apg in 41.7 minutes)
    PF Eddie Griffin (8.6 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.5 minutes)
    SF James Posey (10.8 ppg, 5.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 30.3 minutes)
    SF Bostjan Nachbar (2.1 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 5.5 minutes)
    Houston receives:
    SF Donyell Marshall (13.4 ppg, 9.0 rpg, 1.8 apg in 78 games)
    PG Jamal Crawford (10.7 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 4.2 apg in 80 games)
    SF Lamar Odom (14.6 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 3.6 apg in 49 games)
    Change in team outlook: -0.3 ppg, +1.9 rpg, and +3.2 apg.

    L.A. Clippers trades:
    SF Lamar Odom (14.6 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 3.6 apg in 34.3 minutes)
    L.A. Clippers receives:
    PF Eddie Griffin (8.6 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 1.1 apg in 77 games)
    SF Bostjan Nachbar (2.1 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 14 games)
    Change in team outlook: -3.9 ppg, +0.1 rpg, and -2.3 apg.

    Minnesota trades:
    SF Kevin Garnett (23.0 ppg, 13.4 rpg, 6.0 apg in 40.5 minutes)
    PG Troy Hudson (14.2 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 5.7 apg in 32.9 minutes)
    Minnesota receives:
    SF Eddie Robinson (5.7 ppg, 3.1 rpg, 1.0 apg in 64 games)
    SF Jalen Rose (22.1 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 4.8 apg in 82 games)
    C Tyson Chandler (9.2 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 1.0 apg in 75 games)
    PG Jay Williams (9.5 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 4.7 apg in 75 games)
    PF Marcus Fizer (11.7 ppg, 5.7 rpg, 1.3 apg in 38 games)
    Change in team outlook: +21.0 ppg, +6.8 rpg, and +1.1 apg.

    TRADE ACCEPTED

    Due to Chicago, Houston, L.A. Clippers and Minnesota being over the cap, the 15% trade rule is invoked. Chicago, Houston, L.A. Clippers and Minnesota had to be no more than 115% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.
     
  2. crash5179

    crash5179 Member

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    I'll just leave you with your own words.
     
  3. ILuvEddie33

    ILuvEddie33 Member

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    LOL!!
     
  4. Doctor Robert

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    Which part is not a joke?
     
  5. couch_pot8o

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    yeah.. im about to ask the same thing...:confused:
     
  6. Drewdog

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    Holy crap! That is the worst trade idea ever.
     
  7. JPM0016

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    why do you waste everyone's time with stupid pointless crap
     
  8. OUTITAN

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    man this one really runs you through the gauntlet

    :eek: - this could really happen?
    :confused: - why would any of these teams agree to these trades?
    :p - wait a second
    :D - that was a funny joke, you had me going
     
  9. CrazyJoeDavola

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    That trade is killer alright. I am dying with laughter. ;)
     
  10. studogg

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    damn!!!!!!!!!!!! that's some good smoke!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. MFW2310

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    Didn't this guy post a trade a week ago about a 3 way trade that only involved players from 2 teams? Somebody have way too much time on their hands.
     
  12. HtownRocks3

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    SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN! Hey, where is that picture of the crowd holding up signs saying "SHUT IT DOWN!"? THey follow me every where I go.
     
  13. DonnyMost

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    edart detcejer
     
  14. ericdwj

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    u just waisted 2 minutes of my life


    thanks:mad:
     
  15. candlegreen

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    and minnesota comes in this coming season with a 20 man roster
     
  16. candlegreen

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    +21.0 ppg, +6.8 rpg, and +1.1 apg.


    sounds good.. too bad it'll also take them anextra 60.5 minutes to do it
     
  17. GreenVegan76

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    Damn, somebody posts a trade idea and everybody piles on.

    Lighten up, guys. It's a fan site.

    (descends from high horse)
     
  18. CrazyJoeDavola

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    A 5th party can always be added in:

    David Stern/NBA trades: The NBA rule book
    David Stern/NBA receives: Phil Saunder's nick name "Flip"
    Outlook: The commish will be now known as Flip Stern.

    Minnesota trades: Saunder's nickname
    Minnesota receives: The NBA rule book
    Outlook: Makes the suggested trade possible by allowing them to have more than 12 players on their roster.
     
  19. TheHorns

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    I have grown to know that if some one is talking trades, 99.9999999999% of the time it is a bunch of crap.

    If some one has to preface a RealGM trade with the statement of "NO JOKE" then:

    1) that means they just threw a bunch of people togetther to get salaries to match and say that its a good trade when it makes ZERO sense but it gets the poster the players he wants (SEE ABOVE TRDE PROPOSAL)

    and last bust certainly not least, If some one has to preface a RealGM trade with the statement of "NO JOKE" then:

    2) there is a 1,000% chance it is a JOKE (SEE ABOVE TRDE PROPOSAL)

    It was a good effort to show everyone that a trade COULD happen salary wise if all the teams involved were dumb enough to even consider it.
     
  20. Rockets34Legend

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    WTF is this? Is this guy insane? Why don't we have the Chicago Bulls just move here and the Rockets move there?!? That seems more logical than the stupid trade above....:rolleyes:
     

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