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Kelly Clarkson is fat

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Sep 6, 2007.

  1. Smokey

    Smokey Member

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    Waiting for kickoff. At least she covered up.
     
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Good for her.
     
  3. professorjay

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    Nothing gets me more amped up for the start of the NFL season then hearing Kelly Clarkson, Faith Hill, and whoever the hell else they've got singing their crap.
     
  4. moestavern19

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    You're fat.

    At least she can sing better than the horde of anorexic sluts.
     
  5. dntrwl

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    5 star thread
     
  6. codell

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    holy cow .....i didn't even know there was a game tonight

    who is that dip**** hosting the pregame?
     
  7. Xenon

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    Does Joan Jett get royalties for that intro song Faith Hill did?

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  8. Smokey

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    Rich Eisen?

    I'm surprised this isn't at New Orleans.
     
  9. AntiSonic

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    Kelly Clarkson is also rich. I doubt she cares what internet nobodys think of her physique.
     
  10. RocketMan Tex

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    What's with the game commentary in Spanish? Is it Juan Madden, or did I drink too much before the game?

    I swear...I'm on Dish Network....the first quarter is underway...and the game commentary is in Spanish! :confused: :eek: :D
     
  11. XxShadyPinkxX

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    I like the junk in her trunk. You're a r****d.
     
  12. RocketMan Tex

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    OK...back to English. Time for another beer! :D
     
  13. professorjay

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    Maybe you're watching futbol?
     
  14. RocketMan Tex

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    It was weird. First two series of the game, the commentary was in Spanish on Dish Network. I checked my remote and I don't have a button on it that changes the language. It's back to Madden's normal drone now, but that was strange.
     
  15. professorjay

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    I wonder if the Spanish commentators yell 'GOOooooOOOooooOOLLL!!!!' when at TD is scored.
     
  16. MR. MEOWGI

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    Bush is looking incredible.
     
  17. RocketMan Tex

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    That would have been interesting to find out. Too bad there wasn't an opening kickoff return for a TD.
     
  18. Jeff

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    I heard one of the funniest things on radio I've heard in a long time today on 610. Some guy texted the show and said about Clarkson:

    Kelly Clarkson's badonkadonk has the African American spank vote.

    LOL!!!
     
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    maybe you accidently hit the SAP button?
     
  20. Hammer755

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    Dish Network here, and I also got the Spanish commentary for the first 5 minutes. I thought one of my kids had found the SAP button on the TV.
     

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