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Katz's best food

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 13, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    I know there are a lot of haters, but the simple fact is that it is walking distance from my house and I'm trying to please newbies from out of town.

    My question is: what would you suggest?

    (BTW, she's coming over in an hour. It can't be that hard. Oh, and she's a recent divorcee from the Woodlands. I suggested ham and cheese. She, oddly enough, had had that before.)
     
  2. SWTsig

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    i suggest you get yourself some roast beef.....
     
  3. DonnyMost

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    new York pot roast sandwich followed by a strawberry cheesecake shake
     
  4. BiGGieStuFF

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    stuffed cabbage. The one here in Houston is so much better than the one in Austin.

    In austin they use marinara sauce on the stuffed cabbage. YUCK!
     
  5. Blake

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    they make a pretty mean Rueben, though I can't say I've ever been sober when eating there
     
  6. Yaozer

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    I always get their omelet. It's so heavy tho.. probably not too good if you're on a date. I went there with my gf and we got an omelet and I think we almost died afterwards. There's so much going on in that plate.
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    I might have had my worst meal ever at Katz's. I ordered the Reuben with Sauerkraut and I only took two bites and stopped eating. I dislike Katz's and Sauerkraut so much now, it makes me hate German people.

    On top of that I walked in with a bottle of water I was drinking. The guy at the front said I couldn't bring in my bottle of water. He made me go outside and throw it away. I wish I had just left initially when he told me that.

    On paper Katz's looks good, but in reality its not.
     
  8. Desert_Rocket

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    Is this thread really about food? Or is it cleverly disguised in a way to let us know you may be getting laid from a desperate divorcee? Pimp.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    I personally love the Reuben, along with the Katz special, but I will say they are overpriced and nowhere near Kahn's quality (sorry Kenny & Ziggy's SUCKS!)

    But she is hispanic. Anything there to appease her ass?
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    You know me: I'm just a racist. :rolleyes:

    Honestly, how are you not banned yet?
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    You know what, brother, I'll be at Pub Fiction on Sunday @ noon. Go to the door and ask for the guy always there named "Jim"

    They'll know who you're talking about.

    I'm not a fan of internet bullies. Come on out. I'll show you what a good time is,
     
  12. Yaozer

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    If ass is what you want.. then definitely not the omelet. You never know what's gonna be coming out of there when you two are finally alone. Btw why don't you try another place? Like a Jazz cafe or something.. I've never been to one, but that sounds kinda hot.
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    To be fair, I've been to the 24 hr. places, and honestly, other than taquerias, which are nowhere near here, Katz is the best spot.

    And to be fair, the Katz special, while it costs $14, is the most insanely good sandwich you can eat intoxicated.

    Ask Harrisments girl. She inhaled so much of it that I started to b**** about it!

    (And the girl is skinny!, and attractive. (sorry, Harris))
     
  14. Yaozer

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    Wait, Kat's is 24 hrs??

    Man since you live so close to Kat's you should've just taken her out last Friday to the Greek Fest. Altho boring, it could be cheaper.
     
  15. Blake

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    I don't think I've ever been to Katz's outside of 2-5 AM. Making me crave a rueben
     
  16. Mr. Brightside

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    You must have never seen the "Katz's never closes!" adverts on the tele.
     
  17. Yaozer

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    Deng.. I'm kinda craving Katz's now. I wanna try their philly sammich. I've always gotten the omelet when I go and nothing else.

    If that place is a little bit cheaper I'd definitely go more often. I just hate having a good part of my wallet eaten out when I go with the lady.

    Good luck FFB.

    pictures? : )
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    We will see. The moron's she has been with just took her to house of pies. And I refuse to drive anymore, so I'm in a clusterf$#k.

    Either way, she has a butterface, so I won't care in the morning. But somehow, butterfaces seem really attractive after a few.....
     
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    matzo ball soup.
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    So you weren't a "zoner." That makes you a magnet.
     

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