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Kalashnikov Has a New Product in the Market...

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    They have added a new weapon to their arsenal in addition to the AK-47: Vodka

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...9&u=/nm/20040920/od_nm/britain_kalashnikov_dc

    What Next? Uzi Bourbon?

    LONDON (Reuters) - The creator of one of the world's most famous guns, the AK-47 assault rifle, launched another weapon in Britain Monday -- Kalashnikov vodka.

    Lieutenant General Mikhail Kalashnikov, who invented the AK-47 after being shot by German soldiers during World War II, said he wanted to continue "the good name" of his gun.

    "I've always wanted to improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things," he told Reuters Television.

    "So we decided to create a vodka under my name. And we wanted that vodka to be better than anything made, up until now, in both Russia and England."

    The Kalashnikov rifle has become the weapon of choice for guerrillas and gangsters across the world. But Kalashnikov said his original intentions for the gun were purely patriotic.

    "I did not create the gun for international conflicts, I created it to protect the borders of my country," he said.

    "It is not my fault that it has been spread all over the world. It is its reliability and its simplicity that have taken it all over the world."

    Promoters of Kalashnikov vodka say it is "made from grain harvested in Russia and water drawn from Lake Ladoga north of St Petersburg" and is best drunk with friends.



    Talking about having both Kalashnikov products at the same time... that's when all hell breaks loose... :D
     
  2. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I think I would rather have this:
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  3. m_cable

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    Let me get this straight. This guy invents a machine gun and now he wants to continue that "good name" by brand naming an alcholic drink. Isn't that like Richard Branson deciding to open a chain of "Virgin Fried Chicken" restaurants.
     
  4. Cohen

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    And such a fine line of products. I think they should name the next plague bug after him.
     
  5. JuanValdez

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    Is there anything more identifiably Russian than vodka and the AK-47?
     
  6. moestavern19

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    In soviet russia - vodka drinks you.
     
  7. rockHEAD

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    In Soviet Russia -- the AK-47 shoots you!
     

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