rolling ur eyes at me or the shaq fu guy?i wasnt trying to pick or be funny,but i know the gov trains athletes so i wondered if they trained him in martial arts or self defense, i wouldnt want yao to get hurt if the situation arose....
yao, like all asians, knows martial arts, as they are born with it. and if he doesnt use it because of his samurai code, then francis will probably pistol whip the guy, patrick ewing knows capoeira (since he is jamaican, like eddie gordo), and pike will be too busy trying to figure out the recipe to make ice.
Yao not only knows kung fu but graduated the top of his class of ninja school, and this one time a kid dropped a spoon at breakfast and then Yao killed like 13 guys and then played a badass guitar riff.
No offense, but you. I'm not gonna go into why. How bout them Rockets! WOO! Playoffs this year, at long last!!
I have a feeling that if anyone were to punch Yao at the Toyota Center, about 3000 Asian fans would rush the floor or commit themselves to a personal vendetta against that player. I don't think it would be like any ordinary NBA fight.
Of course it wouldn't. As I said before, Yao would flip out and start killing people for no reason while badass licks would play on the guitar and the pirates would be totally screwed and then he would fly away and everybody else would start screaming and wigging out.
yeah, itd be like in matrix reloaded with all the Agents.... of course each agent would look uniquely different from each other and would maintain their individuality since Asians do not all look the same.... but they all know ninja tae kung fu!!!!!
