WARNING! You may not want to click on this at work. For you theater lovers, may I present MacBeth, Thelma and Louise, and Enter the Dragon, as performed by...drum roll please... The Testicle Theater!
Me? Misquote Seinfeld? You forget who you are talking to............ http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheGoodSamaritan.html George: Oh, well I didn't know you went into Queens Jerry. Jerry: Yeah, Queens. Elaine: So? Then what? Jerry: So he gets out of the car, I say, "Hey buddy! I saw you hit that car!" So he says to me, "What are ya gonna do about it?" (Elaine gasps) Jerry: So I said to him, "Whatever's necessary." (Elaine stutters with her mouth open in amazement) Elaine: I am speechless. I am without speech.
From the same episode: (Scene moves to Jerry's apartment where Jerry and George are talking by the table) Jerry: So I wound up going out for a decaf cappuccino with her. George: Boy! What a story! I'm speechless. Speechless. I have no speech.
Codell: "About this thread hum.. there's been a little misunderstanding.". Behad: "Ah! ... Behad doesn't like misunderstanding." Codell: "Yeah. What happened was...." Behad: "Behad and misunderstanding kinda clash." Codell: (suddenly intrigued) "You know, I've never heard anyone talk the way you do. It's very unusual." Behad: "Well, Behad's very unusual."
OK, ok, here's a combination post for ya, re: movie quote... [English accent] Now don't start that again![/English accent] Testicles, huh?
heh heh.......nice!! In honor of my earlier post, I request that you post in the 3rd person for the rest of the day: "Behad has two briskets smoking right now, and doing two more tomorrow. Unfortunately, Behad won't be around for the party, because Behad is working Friday night. Behad will just have to console myself with double time and a half for twelve hours."
Behad concurs.... However, Behad has things to do, and sitting here all morning isn't getting them done. Behad will check in later.....
There's a show running off broadway now that is a HIT!!!!! Its called Puppetry of the *****. do a yahoo search and find out for yourself. Can't post anything from the website because of the firewall.
Oh. My. F***ing. God. I haven't laughed so hard in so long.... The "Rocky" movie......how......disturbing.
ima_drummer2k hates it when people talk in 3rd person. He thinks it's pretentious. He can't spell it. I ain't openin' this one at work but is this the one with the guy playing the piano with his...thingy?
