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Just got handwritten spam in my mail box

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I just received handwritten junk mail in my mail box (not email box) folded up, not in an envelope...delivered by hand...old school SPAM!

    but she (or it) lost me when she left only fancy internets return addresses instead of a phone number or mail address.

    I'm
    somewhat impressed
    somewhat proud of our human race to hand deliver spam
    somewhat scared that the zombie apocalypse has begun (with polite junk mail)


    [​IMG]

    Dear You,

    If you had to (absolutely had to) choose a body part to be amputated, what would you choose?
    .
    .
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    I secretly wish I could be a country music star.

    Please write me back at
    http://www.facebook.com/anonymouslyintimate

    Regards,
    me


    *Regards* that's not intimate. b**** says this to all the guys.
     
  2. BrieflySpeaking

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    she wants the D
     
  3. Jontro

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    I bet she's hot.

    Hit it brah.
     
  4. McNultyisDrunk

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    It's an ex-El Hitman stripper wanting to thank the White Knight for being her Captain Save A Ho.
     
  5. cheke64

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    No I don't trust these b****es. Trust issueeeessssssssss!
     
  6. LosPollosHermanos

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    weren't you the guy that was talking about how two girls said they had the best pee ever in your bathroom?

    ....It can't be a coincidence...thats girl handwriting!
     
  7. heypartner

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    slight correction... "best pee experience ever"
     
  8. LosPollosHermanos

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    I rest my case, it must all be tied together.. thats deff hawt girl handwriting! :)
     
  9. RV6

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    the only place i've seen handwriting like that was back in high school... and it was the girl who daydreams all the time.
     
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    Hasn't something like this, only involving free money, happened before? You got crazy stalkers bro, sounds like they want to carve you up. That country Pop star part is most disturbing
     
  12. Rodman23

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    Maybe this person just really doesn't like trees.
     
  13. heypartner

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    That's why I'm scared for us all that maybe the zombies start the apocalypse by first hand-delivering invitations to tell them what body part you want eaten first.

    Black Friday now seems very ominous to me in prelude to Dec 22nd, 2012.

    maybe I should evacuate to Katy.
     
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    Country Music stars are usually hot.
     
  17. heypartner

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    so if I would post back to this site....

    What do y'all want me to do? I still think there is a carving me up danger. But I'm up for it.

    Basically, a handwriting spammer site is in our grasp...let's play

    when is the next episode of Dexter?
     
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  18. CCorn

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    So what body part would it be?
     
  19. MIAGI99

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    Now that's hi-low tech. e-mailed hand written letter.
     

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