Was upstairs earlier this morning today getting ready to go to the gym, so i had the tv on . Anyways I started flicking through the channels and accidentally flicked through the adult channels. Was curious to see what kind of channel i have past the 400 mark. So i order the channel because the title intrigue me a little. I was watching these birds chatting to this nutter who was delivering the pizza so I watch for a bit. The gyrating is doing what it should so I decided to take advantage of the situation and eventaully get dressed, turn off the tv and satellite and head off to the gym. When I get back my gf who has the key to the apt who was waiting for me to get back so we can go do lunch. She caught me by complete surprise asking me, "hey, were you watching the p*rn channels before you went out because I went up to the bedroom and turned the tv on and out popped these girsl etc etc etc". Color me embarrassed because i don't want her to feel i need to see p*rn when i am alone. So i said the first stupid excuse that came to my mind " Oh no, i fell asleep last night with my face sitting on the remote. It must've flip random channels before i'd realize it and turned it off late last night". So the whole day she looked at me funny and ask if i wanted to eat pizza for lunch? Oh boy and yes we did end up eating pizza at sbarro at the galleria. So cf, do I come clean so to speak, or keep denying it? I have a feeling she'll be having a convo with her mom during the thanksgiving break.
LOL You're an idiot. Just tell her the truth. If she can't deal with you watching p*rn, why would you want to be someone that you constantly have to lie to? I've never been a master of relationships, but I'm always amazed at people that think it's healthy to consistently lie about **** just out of fear that their sig other would get upset. If you have to lie to a person, why are you with them in the first place? It seems so weak.
tell her it was a surprise but you've been practicing your endurance for HER. Then talk about how you've always felt insecure about not knowing what to do in the bedroom and you were too embarrassed to ask for her help. If she takes the bait and actually believes you are genuine, then tell her you want to have some practice sessions with her. You tell her what she can do to please you and vice versa. If all goes well, it could lead to your first (or 20th) experience doing a girl in the pooper.
just say yeah you were watching p*rn and jerking it but you were thinking of her the entire time wish she was there instead
I got caught by my wife when the computer asked if she wanted to resume the last session when she got back on.... I blamed it on Clutchfans.
All women love alternative entertainment. Some will watch it out of "curiosity" and say it's funny..but they enjoy it. It probably weirded her out seeing you perform a drum solo, but it's no big deal. She'll probably just talk about it with her best friend and tell her what a weird experience it was, to catch you. I'm not buying the excuse though. I actually have to plug in the telephone line to the receiver in order to view any movie. Man, I haven't had Sbarro in a long time. =(
lol the reasoning completely cracked me up. i think u shouldve just told her u were checking out p*rn when she asked. now that u lied abt it, seems kinda hard to guess which direction u need to go. owning up later on will make it weird cos u admit u fibbed. i think u need to stay in character. dont break. take a lie detector if u need to. squeeze ur ******* at it, itll throw off the machine!
Sounds like she liked what she saw and wanted to reenact it. That was your cue, you go pick up the pizza and deliver it to her at your apartment.
