Forget Election 2004. Forget Mr. Kerry. Forget Mr. Bush. Let's elect a D&D President from among the ranks. Because Clutch and Crew serve as the Chief Justice and his Supreme Court Justices, they are ineligible. I open the nominations with Batman Jones, Deckard and Basso. Mr. Jones masks his ability to script scenarios and direct casts of players and technicians with a servant's name that is far too humble. Mr. Deckard always shows compassion for all, a willingness to listen divergent views, and yet has the fortitude to take a reasoned position. Mr. Basso is indefatigable with a penchant for research and forthrightness. All are worthy candidates.
Only three candidates???? I expect Andymoon to campaign for a FOURTH viable alternative! My vote goes to RMTex. He doesn't seem to take this crap too seriously...plus i'd look forward to the SOTU address from the bar. If i learned nothing else from John Belushi, it's that this country would be well served by having a blues singer in charge.
I nominate gwayneco. Never really noticed him before, but this well-tempered, polite and friendly post catapulted him to the top of my list.
As Pat Paulsen said: "If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve." When do we get to name the various Administrative and Cabinet positions?
If nominated, I shall not run; If elected, I shall not serve; If necessary, I shall put my feet up with a spicy garnacha, pondering the blues and the abstract truth.
