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Just a sec. What's a thirteen-letter phrase for 'marriage proposal?'

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  1. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Member
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    Woman 1: "So, how was last night?"
    Woman 2: "Just a sec. What's a thirteen-letter phrase for 'marriage proposal?'"

    "Hang on while, rather than answer your question, I do something stupid and gimmicky." Although doesn't she kind of ruin the surprise by actually saying "marriage proposal" here? Wouldn't virtually any person on the planet be tipped off by that? Not her friend, apparently.

    Woman 1: [sounding bored, and rightfully so] "I have absolutely no idea."

    You sure don't.

    Woman 2: "Ooh, wait, I've got it! He went... to... Jared!" [holds up ring]
    Woman 1: "He went to..." [sees ring] "He went to Jared!"
    [wild celebration ensues]
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    What's an eleven-letter phrase for 'divorce?'
    child please
     
    #1 Ubiquitin, Jan 31, 2010
  2. Jugdish

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    "Death sentence"
     
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  3. justtxyank

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    I don't get the point of this thread?
     
    #3 justtxyank, Jan 31, 2010
  4. DonnyMost

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    "materialistic"
     
    #4 DonnyMost, Jan 31, 2010
  5. SuperBeeKay

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    she cant cook
     
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  6. GlenRice

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    only a persian would understand
     
    #6 GlenRice, Jan 31, 2010
  7. Landlord Landry

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    my bbs brethren, I thank thee for the many stories of cool. keep thy stories coming.
     
    #7 Landlord Landry, Jan 31, 2010
  8. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I'm Persian and I don't get it. I like the she can't cook comment tho.
     
    #8 Pizza_Da_Hut, Jan 31, 2010
  9. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Agree...to...go...down.
     
    #9 REEKO_HTOWN, Jan 31, 2010
  10. lpbman

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    As bad as that is, someone's grandma asking me "what is pandora?" sucks harder.

    Interestingly, "go $€*• yourself" has 14 letters... Making it one better.
     
    #10 lpbman, Jan 31, 2010
  11. YaosDirtyStache

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    for Brian_Chapmans wife a 9 letter word for divorce would be...

    number two.
     
    #11 YaosDirtyStache, Jan 31, 2010
  12. BucMan55

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    Maybe he missed the crossword puzzle inference where people routinely ask others for a XX letter word for YY vague definition. It really seemed pretty simple to me. My question is, if Jared is really the "Galleria of Jewelry", how many other jewelry stores are inside of Jared?
     
    #12 BucMan55, Jan 31, 2010
  13. BucMan55

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    Isn't that the box that wasn't supposed to be opened in the greek myths that brought about plagues and pestilence? Er, well Pandora would be the person that opened the box I guess.
     
    #13 BucMan55, Jan 31, 2010
  14. Jugdish

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    No more ****ing
     
    #14 Jugdish, Jan 31, 2010
  15. Dairy Ashford

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    stupid mistake
    pregs, or lonely?
    attention grab
    divorce coming...
    well done, idiot!

    no one cares, ass.
     
    #15 Dairy Ashford, Jan 31, 2010
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. finalsbound

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    haha. rep'd.
     
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  18. LonghornFan

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    :grin:
     
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  19. gwatson86

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    "Admiral Ackbar."

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  20. Dairy Ashford

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    whores, no likey?
     
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