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Jude Law is blind [Nanny PIC]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mleahy999, Jul 21, 2005.

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  1. mleahy999

    mleahy999 Member

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    I realize Brit's have different perceptions of beauty (as evidenced by my relatives and their spouses):

    1) Hugh Grant chose head with a street beast over Liz Hurley.

    2) Prince Charles chose that horse over Princess Di.

    And now this:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4695805.stm

    http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/...t-jude-s-affair-with-the-nanny-name_page.html

    Jude Law cheated on this:
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    For this:
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    I figured he was drunk, but she kept a diary and wrote that they did it 3 times that night. So being drunk is not an excuse.

    WTF :eek:
     
  2. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Ol' Jude must have gotten extremely tanked at the pub that night before coming home. That's the only possible explanation I can see.
     
  3. mateo

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    Actually, if you went ahead and cheated, and got busted by the kid, you might as well get as much as you can bc you may be in the doghouse for years.
     
  4. The Real Shady

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    Maybe he's a chubby chaser.

    Honestly though, just remember that no matter how good looking someone is somewhere some guy is sick of her ****.
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    What a waste. But if you're famous, I guess it doesn't really matter, cause there will be more hot sex to come. That is clearly what he wanted. The only question now is what did he pay to get his freedom.
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Well, just because she's hot, doesn't mean she's good in bed or anything...I would imagine he could have any woman, so maybe he just liked her personality...Got a little drunk and wanted to bang a chick...
     
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    That Sienna Miller is amazing. (picture of her in the first link)
     
  9. Astro101

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    He cheated on Sienna Miller? I always had a thing for her ever since she was in Keen Eddie...which btw, was a bad ass show. Stupid Fox.
     
  10. Isabel

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    The nanny is chubby? :eek: I guess everybody likes walking skeletons these days? Sienna Miller looks like skin stretched over bones in that one picture, so maybe that's true.

    I'm surprised people consider that nanny to be bad looking. Jude Law didn't, at any rate. Of course, maybe he just can't ever be satisfied with one woman and is always looking to try out others. And personalities may have had something to do with it.
     
  11. Zion

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    Exactly, there is nothing like new p***y!
     
  12. King of 40 Acres

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    Shiiiiit I love me a fat chick... Mo' cushion' for the pushin'.
     
  13. fba34

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    and isabel defends another fatty :D

    just kidding. i love reading your posts isabel.

    she's not fat, but the fact that she sold the story to the 2nd link makes me think badly of her. and jude law is many times worse.
     
  14. Harrisment

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    Wow man, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

    ;)
     
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    She is kinda big. Look at those legs.

    I'd still hit it though, just so I could tell people I was banging Jude Law's chick.
     
  16. Isabel

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    Well, you can always call her slutty or immoral or whatever, especially for cashing in on this... but surely not fat. The legs are out front toward the camera and it distorts the picture. She seems to have a medium build overall.

    Compared to most normal women where I live... don't know about you... she would be considered in great shape. But maybe everyone does want bags of bones these days.

    -Isabel (resolving not to ever appear in person at any clutchfans gatherings until going on a long-term crash diet, exercising until I pass out, and taking diuretics... even then it might not be enough for some people)
     
  17. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    That nanny is fat. Looks like she hasn't been to a gym in her life. If she looks like that at this age, imagine what kind of blob she'll look like in 20 years.

    An expert on fitness, The_Conquistador would like to inform all gentlemen here that on average, a human's metabolism slows by 100 calories per day, per decade. So in other words, a 30-year old woman who burns 1,500 calories a day would only burn 1,400 when she's 40, and 1,300 when she's 50. A pound is roughly 3,500 calories. Do the math. This chick probably weighs 150-160 right now, won't be long before it's really ugly.
     
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  18. Rocket River

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    I guess you cannot have steak every day
    sometimes
    u need just a plain ole burger

    Rocket River
     
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    well at least one Brit, David Beckham screwed a hot personal secretary :D ...and his spice wife is a TOOTHPICK!!...so it made sense.
     
  20. TBar

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    We do not know the nanny- she may have agreat sense of humor and be great with the kids. If you are around someone a lot you can get really close and things happen.

    I think the nanny looks healthy.....
     

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