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Joke of the Day!!

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by getsmartnow, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. getsmartnow

    getsmartnow Member

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    A man who has been on a deserted island for 10 years is standing on the beach looking out at the ocean. Suddenly, from the waves, a beautiful woman appears. She approaches the man and asks, "How long has it been since you had a smoke?"
    The man replies, "Over ten years."
    The woman reaches into her left pants pocket and pulls out a packet of smokes and lights one up and gives it to the man.
    She asks, "How long has it been since you have had a scotch?"
    He replies, "Over ten years."
    The woman reaches into her right pants pocket and pulls out a small bottle of scotch, and gives it to the man.
    As he is smoking and drinking, the woman asks, "How long has it been since you've played around?"
    The man drops the smokes and the scotch, and falls to his knees. "Don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in your pockets?!"


    :D :D

    It's all in the way 'around' is said....
     
  2. fadeaway

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    The woman swims while wearing pants?? :eek:

    And wouldn't that cigarette be too soggy? :D
     
  3. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    uh huh.

    gulf is SO exciting.

    he likes boys.
     

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