I am not really sure if this sort of joke is going to be accepted here at the BBS, but I am going to try it anyway. If it is really wrong and immoral please close the thread and I apologize in advance to anyone offended. Here it goes: A woman is in a coma. As two nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath, one of them notices that when she washes the woman's "private area," there is a slight response on the monitor. They explain to the woman's husband what happened, telling him, "Crazy as it sounds, maybe oral sex will bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy, and besides, it's worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into the wife's room. After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat-lines. The nurses rush into the room, and the husband, pulling up his pants, says, "I think she choked." Funny or not? By the way this joke came out of FHM magazine and was sent in by one of the magazine's readers. ------------------
That's pretty damn funny! ------------------ "Priorities is our values"-Dubya at campaign stop in San Jose on 11/1/00 visit www.swirve.com
DUNE, you ruined a perfectly good joke. that was the super short version. its actually a good one, but on for a while before the oral sex part. ohh well. as long as someone laughed it was a success. ------------------
Not to mention editing an existing message instead of typing a new one! ------------------ A friend of mine graduated from law school in May, and he's had a heck of a time finding work....He might be a moron, though. (I don't think he is, but one never knows. He was a moron when we were five years-old.) -- mrpaige reflects on his friends
What better way to get another ------------------ She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president. -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis [This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited November 04, 2000).]
post? ------------------ She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president. -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis
im not in it for the post count, but rather i dont know how to edit. I am sure i could look around and find out how, but i thinki will ask you guys instead. how do i edit my posts so i dont have to leave another post? thanks in advance for the help ------------------
