Joe Millionaire Update

lol... If it's true that's some good stuff.

 

These aren't exactly much...I mean fully clothed and feet tickled.

YAWN !!

DD

 

If the porno music didn't make you laugh, the "GULP!" after it would.

 

Big whoop!

I caught part of the last show and I heard one of the funniest lines ever. One of the girls said if she were rich she'd want to give shots to kids and feed the hungry (blah blah) because she's just a mercenary type person. lol

 

Her saying she wanted to be a mercenary had me cracking up.

 

hey where can we buy? lol

 

I can't believe he dumped Mo Jo the greediest one of them all. When she showed him a $1,000,000 check written to herself to be cashed in ? years was hilarious.

 

I've tried from two different locations to follow that link. it ain't happening.

can someone tell me which of the contestants this is pertainting to? and what exactly is the deal?

I heard mike and tony on PTI referencing some kind of bondage-film thing. . . ??

 

I hate that frizzy haired girl...she HAS to go...I mean talk about high maintanence.

DD

 

Sarah Kozer?

 

nevermind. the link finally worked.

I'm just glad it wasn't Zora.

"well, we all have stories. . ."

 

I don't like the one he gave the self portrait to. Talk about big teeth. The other girl was like "oh no one will notice. it's not like you will hang it up"

 

I just wanted to bump this up as a reminder to the show coming on in a few minutes.

 

Mellissa has to go.

 

Sara is still in.

Zora is in.

Melissa is gonzo.


Next week it's the battle of the Bondage Queen and the Subsitute Teacher.

 

She followed up that amazing performance with another classic line, "The sun setted."

Evan made the right decision.

 

So is next week the final episode? or do we have to wait another to see the biggest lie in america to unfold. I cant wait great comedy

 

Next week is the final episode.

 

This has come down to the ultimate battle of Skank vs Good Girl.

The reputation of many men rests in the hands of Joe Millionaire.