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Joe Johnson will shock everyone tonight

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RocketsLegend, May 28, 2018.

  1. amaru

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    Will he even get in the game lol.

    Mike is running his 6.5 man rotation
     
  2. Reeko

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    lmao, if I saw this dude on the street I’d have no idea who he is...save us Gawden
     
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    This is really a sadistically funny thread. It is like, "we have no chance do with....no, none." The more I think about this without Paul, the more I feel like we are the little dog tied up behind the car in the movie Vacation. "He kept for a while, but....."
     
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    well the bar is so low that, if joe johnson makes a shot he will shock everyone.
     
  5. coachbadlee

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    and play the worst game ever in NBA playoff history.
    Stop, just stop.
     
  6. amaru

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    Lmao
     
  7. mockster

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    EG has good handles, what are you talkin about. Occasionally he gets fumbly but i mean is it any worse then harden turning it over 8 times?
     
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    Gerald Green will shock the world with 30 points and a game winning shot.
     
  9. J Sizzle

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    Screw it. Why not.

    ISO JOE FOR HOUSTON
     
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    Please do it JJ. I'll even give you a shock baton.
     
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    You're not serious? What are YOU talking about?

    EG's handle is absolutely atrocious.. Have you been paying attention?
     
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    Joe is too slow to guard anyone on the Warriors.
     
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    Yep. As soon as they see Joe Johnson on the floor Steph Curry is going to score a quick 15 points on him.
     
  15. topfive

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    Joe Johnson will shock everyone tonight

    shock.jpg

    Hey, whatever works.
     
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    You guys are crazy. This is the Gerald green game. He will make a ridiculous number of crazy 3s and at least win a quarter by himself. He has shown flashes of playing with his hair on fire. Tonight he will show his true colors as an irrational confidence guy playing for his childhood favorite team with the highest stakes and for one last contract. It can’t be coincidence that the three remaining teams all have one Green. It’s Green time.

    UPDATE: I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG!
     
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  17. Haymitch

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    Joe Johnson will shock the world because he's the Shockmaster?
     
  18. mockster

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    Um, are you kidding he’s our third best ball handler

    Seems to be dribbling fine tonight

    He’s the only player who can dribble and create space outside of Paul and harden

    Sorry a couple fumbles here and there doesn’t mean he’s a “bad ball handler” he’s getting playoff level pressure and defense it’s bound to happen
     
  19. Patience

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    2 rebounds and an assist. I’m already shocked.
     
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    He gave some good minutes as point guard tonight. It was surreal.
     

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