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Jimmy Kimmel References Rockets DH Signing In Opening Monologue

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rockets94-95, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. rockets94-95

    rockets94-95 Member

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    Jimmy Kimmel opened his show tonight with this gem:

    "You know there's some big news in the world of daytime television today. This morning, Elisabeth Hasselback announced that, effective immediately she's leaving 'The View.' She signed with the Houston Rockets" (audience laughter)...

    LOL
     
    #1 rockets94-95, Jul 10, 2013
  2. NateNate

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    Signing a top player via free agency is a big deal, signing a top player AWAY FROM THE L.A LAKERS is a huge deal that shifts the spotlight
     
    #2 NateNate, Jul 10, 2013
  3. tehG l i d e

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    Haven't heard "Houston Rockets" mentioned so much in an offseason in a long time.
     
    #3 tehG l i d e, Jul 10, 2013
  4. josephnicks

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    be prepared to be called a bandwagon fan any time you root for the rockets..
     
    #4 josephnicks, Jul 10, 2013
  5. rolyat93

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    It will be delicious and I will savor it.
     
    #5 rolyat93, Jul 10, 2013
  6. Drexlerfan22

    Drexlerfan22 Member

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    Pretty much.

    Whenever anyone accuses me of such, I'll plan to reply with: "then how is it that I know who Two Sandwiches is?"
     
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  7. oelman44

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    Lmao :grin:
     
    #7 oelman44, Jul 10, 2013
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    Fantastic! Didn't Calvin Murphy come up with that nickname?
     
    #8 bobmarley, Jul 10, 2013
  9. mylilpony

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    I'll just tell them my join date, show them my rep penis, and say Chris jent's name three times.
     
    #9 mylilpony, Jul 10, 2013
  10. Drexlerfan22

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    Pretty sure, yeah. :grin:
     
    #10 Drexlerfan22, Jul 10, 2013
  11. Jontro

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    When someone calls me that I'll say:

    "yeah, well how do I know that Tmac and Yao are his teammates?! BOOYAH!"
     
    #11 Jontro, Jul 10, 2013
  12. Hayesfan

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    LOL... I miss the funny Jimmy Kimmel... sad I missed this.
     
    #12 Hayesfan, Jul 10, 2013
  13. GimmeDaRock

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    Did somebody say join date?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    2 sammich..
     
    #15 josephnicks, Jul 10, 2013
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    On The Soup with Joel McHale he made a joke about Kobe unfollowing Dwight on Twitter. I'll see if I can find the clip.
     
    #16 ivenovember, Jul 10, 2013
  17. josephnicks

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    was it 2 sandwhiches or 2 smmich? for some reason ive always thought it was 2 sammich? wasnt the joke something like hes 2 sandwhiches away from 400lb?
     
    #17 josephnicks, Jul 10, 2013
  18. RV6

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    Im guessing he hasnt done liewitness news on this subject, right?

    He needs to go around asking people how they feel, now that Dwight decided to stay in LA.
     
    #18 RV6, Jul 11, 2013
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    SFoF chimes in!
     
    #19 KDJ3, Jul 11, 2013
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    do not want
     
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