0_0 Just left my apartment to walk my dogs, and hanging next to my door was a taped up piece of notebook paper that said "Jesus Loves you" And inside the paper (taped like an envelope) was $5........ I'm speechless. W...T...F Is that normal? I mean....why $5....and why leave me that note?! Is it wrong to spend the day at the pool enjoying some brews?...... ....little weirded out...especially if it's one of my neighbors. ******UPDATE: Empty apartment next to me had one too. ******UPDATE #2: Spoiler ...and it continues! sans money...
lol....seriously though.....I don't get it. Why would someone waste $5 by sticking that on my door? 5 $1 bills.....could have been put to better use.
From now on double up on underwear. You want to be prepared for the possibility of discovering a large naked man in your home, who's visibly excited, but not by the expression he's wearing, when he calmly informs you, "Remember that $5 on your door? Nothing in life is free."
^That has a No Country for Old Men-ish vibe right there. I'd bolt when that large naked dude starts flipping a coin. Don't ask me where he got it!
Double down and put 10 towards some bottled water. Pass it out to homeless you see one the corner. Pay it forward. Tebow style.
Spend those five dollars on a backalley abortion. If nobody's pregnant, spend it on a hooker. Then pray for another $5 from Jesus to spend on that backalley abortion I was telling you about.
A guy broke into my friends house once, didn't take anything, but left $5 and a note saying, "looks like you need this more than I do." Just saying.... Btw, Jesus does love you man.
Jesus saw you drinking Keystones with your friend at the pool. Thought you could use the money to bump up to Miller.
